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He could put salt in Geemiee's water... is that allowed?

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Yes, but the water is the same, it just has something dissolved in it.

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Yes! Lol! Finally! If you want waer to freeze faster, you have to use hot water.

 

Christmas Time!

 

Can you decipher these common Christmas Carols?

 

 

1. Happiness to the Global Ecosystem

2. Small male percussionist

3. I am pontificating of a colorless holiday

4. Festoon the Corridors

5. A Non-summer fairytale area

6. Oh holiday conifer

7. Ten plus two twenty-four hour periods of holiday festivity

8. Hey tiny city in Israel

9. In a remote location in a barn stall

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Ok, those seem right, but I think...

 

3. I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas

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Yeah! Those are strange. . .

 

This isn't the best one, cause I was in a hurry to find one.

 

Elliot the detective heard the news of a double murder that occurred on a train.

"The driver and the conductor were on the opposite ends of the train, but both were shot at the same time", reported a policeman who was at the center of the train at the time. The policeman had heard both gunshots at the same time. The train was travelling 150 kilometers per hour. Elliot immediately realized that the driver and the conductor were not killed at the same time. How is it so?

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I'm going to say beacuse one of them had to drive the train, and therefore could not be dead at the same time as the other.

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Since the train was moving, the conductor was shot first it just took longer for the sound to hit the policeman. When the driver was shoot, it moved quicker, becuase the train was moving forward. It just so happend that the sounds heard by the policeman were at the same time.

 

Am I right?

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Ooh, you guys are smart. This is a TRICK one.

 

A man had a book that was worth $40,000. There were only 2 books in existence. He threw it in the furnace, reducing it to a pile of soot. Why did he do this?

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Beacuse he had the other one and it'd be worth more if there was only one.

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Yeah! He wanted to make the book worth more. This is another trick one.

 

If a penny is copper, and a quarter is silver, what color is a nickle?

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I agree with penguin, and the nickle thing is green.

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