Carabrasync Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community. I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere. A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain. Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them. Patient: How much will it cost? Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both. Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work? Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly! Here is another one: Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower. The last one: A trial is in progress in the court room. Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector. Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. This topic has been edited by a member of staff (Anime). The topic was posted in the wrong area. Please check your user inbox to see if you have been contacted regarding this topic. Per the reason above, this topic has been MOVED from ‘Neopets Help’ to ‘New Users / Welcome’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naalaro Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 -.- Not to disappoint you, but you should go to the New Users part of the forum to introduce yourself instead. Heres a place to talk about neopets not bout some jokes. This post has been edited by a member of staff (Anime) because of a violation of the forum rules. Do not backseat mod; Simply report the post and move on. Please check your user inbox to see if you have been contacted regarding this incident, then review our rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unstream Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 xD Lol some nice jokes you got there :P Don't worry, despite what naalaro says, yes, there is a place to tell jokes here on TDN (just not on the Neopets subforum!) Feel free to start a topic on the Random Chit Chat subforum, or post these jokes on the Hang Out and Post board! Hang Out and Post board is here: http://www.tdnforums.com/index.php?showtopic=312 And since you're fairly new, be sure to read the forum news rules! You can find them here. Oh, and I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Will. Nice to meet ya :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Ehm, I think you meant the forum RULES, Will? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unstream Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Heh heh oops :* Yes I meant rules. *goes up and edits* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΩCCΩ Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Hi, and welcome to TDNForums, please dont mind the insanity and if you want then here is and invitation card to enter the insanity ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Awesome Pants Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Haha, those were cute! I'm Laura, and I produce the majority of the insanity here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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