duel__master Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Because the sky is purple. Why don't the aliens contact me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphy the Swamp Witch Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Because they forgot to write down your telephone number. Why do I play Neopets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plagree09 Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Because they like the cold. Why did a police siren just go off in town? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler. Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 because cheese is good Why am I eating cookies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nad Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Because the color green is awesome. Why is one hand colder than the other? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honeycrisp Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Because you're half vampire. Why do people never refold things properly when shopping for clothes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler. Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 because walls exist Why does neopets exist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Because the gradient of a surface relative to the x-y plane at any given angle ⍺ can be determined using partial differentiation. Why *meep*? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honeycrisp Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Because you're a hamster. Why is it more acceptable for rocker guys to have long hair than for ordinary guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 PENGUIIIIIN!!!!!!! Why do we itch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler. Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 because people are spying on us :shiftyeyes_anim: Why was I created in a lab by mad scientists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niporam Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Because Cheese rules the planet Why do i like cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honeycrisp Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Because there are sheep on my blanket. Why do some people drag their baby blankets around with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler. Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 because I'm addicted to neopets. Why do I play video games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Because we're out of cookies. Why won't IE and Opera properly implement WHATWG even though it's clearly superior to cookies for client-side data storage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empress Keiko Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Because they can't understand your language. Why are you here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Awesome Pants Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Because penguins can't fly. Why do humans feel "love"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler. Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 because it's raining Why does the world spin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawberri Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Because nothing stays the same forever. Why is snow slippery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Because Keiko is back! Why is it so dark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honeycrisp Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Because I forgot to pick up my paycheck for over a week. Why do people like to dance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Because genii are everywhere! Why is it time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honeycrisp Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Because there are cookies in the oven. What's a koala's greatest desire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 To circumnavigate the globe! 1, 2, 3, x... x = ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honeycrisp Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Long hair. Who is the greatest blues singer of all time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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