livvy Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Because his school colors are green and yellow. Why does my hip hurt so badly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Darkest Faerie Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Because your body is completely healthy. Why are there only three wise monkeys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Because there are 999 billion stupid poachers. Why don't poachers poach poached eggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Darkest Faerie Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Because it is too much of a tonguetwister. Why is the person below me there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Because the person above me isn't? Why isfja my cathl onnnnnnnnnnnn the coputjfers/?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Darkest Faerie Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Because your keyboard eesn't zere. Why am I typing as though I am Fleur Delacour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Because (shh...) my real name is Hermione Granger! :O Who is Harry Potter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Darkest Faerie Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 'E ees a Weasley. Why did ze cheecken cross ze road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 He didn't! The fox did! What did the fox do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Darkest Faerie Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Eensult Ron by geeving 'Arry four on ze first Triweezard Task. Who won ze tournament een ze end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureTXTurkey Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Ze Zebra of Courze! Why did the Meepit cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Wormtail. What will you do when we reach 'z' on the Forbidden Letter topic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Darkest Faerie Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 I shall do my Veela dance to ask Cedric to ze Yule Ball. Who did I (Fleur Delacour) end up going to ze Yule ball with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Ronald Weasley. Why did I turn Ronald down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureTXTurkey Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 You have a crush on Malfoy! Who did you go to the prom with? Or your last school dance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 The cutest guy in the school. Why did I really not go to the most recent dance at my school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Darkest Faerie Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Because Barty Crouch 'ad you under ze Eemperius Curse so you couldn't return to your master. Why does Ginny call me Phlegm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Because she thinks you're wonderful. Why does Malfoy call me a... :* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Darkest Faerie Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Because 'e is a fairy godmuzzer. What ees a Bowtruckle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 A large chocolate vehicle with a wheel on it. Why am I playing Hannah and the Pirate Caves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Darkest Faerie Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Because you're Petreefied in ze 'ospital wing. Why do I like Bill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Because you can't mail him back. =P Why akdsjlf ;;;; invigpwqmr;aijimcg nvhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhqiwewwwgggggggggggggggggggggg mnbg (Says my cat...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VirginiaTech Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Because he's pregnant. Why did I break up with Holliday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 because I said so Why are you still alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Because violet isn't a color anymore. What happened to Roy G. Biv? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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