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*watches tape* This tape isn't going to do anything! *puts tape in VCR, pushes play, and now watches tape* much better!

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LOL now thats better~!

okay camera crew, take a break!

but leave the camera on :D

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Yay! We can record this banquet for generations to come! Yayness!

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Keiko:....did extermination kill all the cameos?

Marvin Martian: Well, I do say...

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Exterminators: Missed one over here....

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Keiko: I think a lot of them hid.

Popeye: I eat my spinach

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Since I wasn't here it's time for me to update the new Metroid 7.9 on The Metroid Hunter. *bad australian accent* *holds up floppy disc* This is Experi-Ware! When I update Metroid with it, he will do all the crazy experiments I can think of! *grabs Metroid and inserts Experi-Ware* Now, I will spill this shockingly red punch on this amazingly white carpet. *spills punch* And now Metroid will get the stain out with his tongue! Go Metroid, go!

 

Foxy! You have a VCR!?!?!?!? I didn't know they exsisted anymore!

 

Bugs Bunny: What's up doc?

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( *Pokes penguinova's post and laughs the hardest* )

 

*Does a backflip, spins, etc. until reaching the stain* Oh, boy! *Eats the whole section of the carpet*

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Exterminators: They should be gone now. We'll leave this spray with you though. These infestationms tend to be bad.

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LOL

*sitting on chair with cameracrew watching it all

and taking in the sunlight :]*

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Meepit in a Maaepit costume: Look, everybody, I'm Mortimer the meepit!

 

Foxy: *throws stones and cabbage at Mortimer* BOOO! HISS!

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Mini: Ahh, this is the life. *sips lemonade*

Camera Crew: *nods of agreement*

Director: Hey, can someone change the tape? I think the recording tape is about to run out.

Everyone else: SIGH, can't we relax just for one minute!?!?

Director: It's been, *checks watch* 2 minutes! Now go, I need this on the film for everyone to watch! Gosh, think of the people!

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Penguinova: Hey! Why are we posting like this! It makes no sence!Metroid! You can't just eat the whole carpet! Now it has a hole! Metroid, as punishment, you will dive into that pool full of hungry Metroid-eating sharks!

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Metroid: But the carpet had a juicy yet satisfying taste! Fine, I'll go! *A few minutes later, the sharks and I were playing Go Fish*

 

Shark: Got any sevens?

Metroid: Go Fish...

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Then you should buy your own carpet! GO FISH! I bought those sharks full price! ARGH!!! *picks up phone*

Hi, I'd like to order new sharks?....Seriously?.....Are you telling me?....That's a lot of money!....Fine! I'll pay!....You're here?....You want a large tip?....Forget it, squeky! *hangs up* *opens door*

Delivery guy: Here's your sharks.

Me: Are they what I ordered?

DG: Sure. Whatever.

*slams door* Ok Metroid! Meet your new friends! *opens up giant crate covered with more locks than stars in sky* *giant metal shark steps out* Now, sharky. I want you to go punish Metroid because he was a bad boy.

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Metroid: Oh, boy! My very own metal shark as a friend! I'm gonna have so much fun with you Sharky! This is one of the best days of my life! I'm so hap-

 

Voice: The next scene is too violent for public television. Instead of showing you the scene, a picture of kittens playing in a meadow filled with happiness and butterflies, will be shown here for the next few minutes.

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Foxy: Awww! Look at the cute kittens! Here, kitty kitty! C'mon! Awww, I know ya'll must be the cutest kittens ever, oh yes you are!

 

Foxy: ......

 

Foxy: Why are we talking like it's a script?

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umm...

Mini: I think I may have started this xD. My bad! :3

Director: What Drama! *Oooing noise*

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Metroid: Lucky Charms! They're magically delicious! *Eats a pile of Lucky Charms Cereal*

 

Lucky the Leprechaun: Copyright issues!

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Hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons. Pots of gold and rainbows, and the red ballons! :D

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