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http://www.neopets.com/gamescores.phtml?ga...7&limit=100

 

A link to a high scores list from another topic.

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Giving Altador Plot help, as usual. :P

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There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

 

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

 

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

 

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

 

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

 

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

 

I like blonde jokes...

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http://www.tdnforums.com/index.php?showtopic=11852

 

Just linking to a word game. :yes:

 

@Xepha: Ian, correct?

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Scary sister rides a speedy Chopper while reading something online which is like that random horrible scary cheesecake monster that has one-hundred different flavours of petpets for my ghost chias to fart around happily with squeals like the fat pig named Oinky Poinky which have no more colorful legs that dance like ladybugs eating purple toenails belonging to monsters and aliens ziggy piggy friends with purple ponies poking anything in blue overalls with sapphire cheese that plans to eat intelligent petpets but zoos never allow unicorns eat monkeys and they aren't poofy psychotic things destroying air faerie and fire faeries staffs nu-uh but queen Fyora had a big cookie that was used wrecklessly for demolishing archaic artifacts arrogantly because the evil mahogany patio fancies destroying eatable plants which strangle tiny horrible grilled calamari skin that swim undetected most times throughout the Maraquan whirlpool devouring old fat fish with stinky expired license so that Fyora could dance happily with mental Kau goths Jack Sparrow hired me unhappily to swab his filthy Captain's quarters while wearing a hideous frock of dung and pearls served with stuff from the horrible monster known as the Blob-of-sushi served with escargots platters and smelly tofu from Shenkuu which really smells extremely muffin-like under water but above with rotten diaper smell they shall explode in 3-2-1 and lift-off in T- minus ten, which has been cancelled due to smell air waste in the sea-like ocean where sea octopuses play tag while enjoying popsicles that purpley-orange and taste like VOMIT from a Moehog That ate cookies while dancing and playing with Tipem the pink meepit, which isn't dancing the Marcarena with fifty lobsters babies so that caused destruction in a giant toilet filled with pudding and chewy toothpaste that tasted like dead skunk unfortunately so delicious maniacs always puke mesos junk on me for taking away popcorn from Ian because he ignored the crazy chimpanzee that always meows at the bored moon for 10 days on the back of a humped camel that goes somewhere and eats blue mustard with rocksalt banana pies filled with coconut cream doughnuts colored rainbow raindrops to Neopia Space catnip that taste of chicken quiches and twelve huge honey coated walnuts spawned three-thousand flaming arrows that always peirced raw KFC Snackers and tacos resulting in tons of delicious metroids snacks with cheesey puns like Metroid pudding mix dipped in a pleasant piles of dung piles upon petpets palace on metroid who broke the pudding mold of slime while eating disgusting bits of mutant yooyu ball ice-cream with bits of Chocolate flakey bits introduce some yogo filled chocolate ropes which talk like giant crazy mothballs all hopped up on sugary sugar goodness and chocolate cake that is jumping up and down with excitement because it is going so well that elephants began trumpeting very annoyingly at the lazy meepits who annihilated the huge, fat eyeball stalkers are the farting, unusual blue koi that feed on bits of dark cookies which explode on the pink candy coloured feepits nose that smells disgustingly seasoned with black pepper and toxic waste along Pikachu and COWculators to the highest coo-coo-cachoo that poops on Barney and smells disgustingly good as Kalamari served with egg fried noodles made from the nursery of rhyming turkies sitting beside a lump of turd that went berserk because pointy eyed moody sloths which enjoy smashing mahogany are dancing under crazy moonlit pandas that enjoy sniffing potassium fluoride because it smells of n00bs stuffed with turkey gobblers and pink fluffy sheep that are ambushing super sensitive ultra purple meepits that dance madly while completing a race based in underwater Atlantis outposts that are really getting annoying because some excited random idiots are preparing to dive deep into the Marianas looking messy and oddly destructive, theoretically impossible because in worlds slaps, a freak-house destroys, and dances are strangely long hair, ultimately found dead in the clouds of Neverland because Peter ate doughnuts with vanilla pizza, sprinkles, pepper milkshakes, and coffee mixed with anonymous people jumping down and cheating their way past buckets containing glowing paint brushes from the DOOM repositories and added with some glue to their Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaurehaeaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhen

uakitanatahu model which exploded and annihilated the remains of Earth after Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaurehaeaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhen

uakitanatahu used nukes to annihilate Antarctica but spared kittens because kittens are cute when sleeping however noisy people are the most annoying because they eat without digesting their foreheads after an encounter with Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaurehaeaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhen

uakitanatahu where gravity implodes and destroys everything except those kittens because kittens murder mice eating pie ampersand airlines fire breathing coocookuchoo without feet ampersand omega pinkeye, therefore annihilating BOOGALOOGA bunnies of the fireswampy division Kaulitz chair equipped with lollipops and chopsticks savannas, therefore causing every explosive explosions to destroy every bank in Jamaica because Meepits smell like over-cooked cashew nuts in tuxedos with roasted toasted and deep-fried sequins eating while watching saturday night live ha ha ha; therefore

 

 

lol, huge

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Scary sister rides a speedy Chopper while reading something online which is like that random horrible scary cheesecake monster that has one-hundred different flavours of petpets for my ghost chias to fart around happily with squeals like the fat pig named Oinky Poinky which have no more colorful legs that dance like ladybugs eating purple toenails belonging to monsters and aliens ziggy piggy friends with purple ponies poking anything in blue overalls with sapphire cheese that plans to eat intelligent petpets but zoos never allow unicorns eat monkeys and they aren't poofy psychotic things destroying air faerie and fire faeries staffs nu-uh but queen Fyora had a big cookie that was used wrecklessly for demolishing archaic artifacts arrogantly because the evil mahogany patio fancies destroying eatable plants which strangle tiny horrible grilled calamari skin that swim undetected most times throughout the Maraquan whirlpool devouring old fat fish with stinky expired license so that Fyora could dance happily with mental Kau goths Jack Sparrow hired me unhappily to swab his filthy Captain's quarters while wearing a hideous frock of dung and pearls served with stuff from the horrible monster known as the Blob-of-sushi served with escargots platters and smelly tofu from Shenkuu which really smells extremely muffin-like under water but above with rotten diaper smell they shall explode in 3-2-1 and lift-off in T- minus ten, which has been cancelled due to smell air waste in the sea-like ocean where sea octopuses play tag while enjoying popsicles that purpley-orange and taste like VOMIT from a Moehog That ate cookies while dancing and playing with Tipem the pink meepit, which isn't dancing the Marcarena with fifty lobsters babies so that caused destruction in a giant toilet filled with pudding and chewy toothpaste that tasted like dead skunk unfortunately so delicious maniacs always puke mesos junk on me for taking away popcorn from Ian because he ignored the crazy chimpanzee that always meows at the bored moon for 10 days on the back of a humped camel that goes somewhere and eats blue mustard with rocksalt banana pies filled with coconut cream doughnuts colored rainbow raindrops to Neopia Space catnip that taste of chicken quiches and twelve huge honey coated walnuts spawned three-thousand flaming arrows that always peirced raw KFC Snackers and tacos resulting in tons of delicious metroids snacks with cheesey puns like Metroid pudding mix dipped in a pleasant piles of dung piles upon petpets palace on metroid who broke the pudding mold of slime while eating disgusting bits of mutant yooyu ball ice-cream with bits of Chocolate flakey bits introduce some yogo filled chocolate ropes which talk like giant crazy mothballs all hopped up on sugary sugar goodness and chocolate cake that is jumping up and down with excitement because it is going so well that elephants began trumpeting very annoyingly at the lazy meepits who annihilated the huge, fat eyeball stalkers are the farting, unusual blue koi that feed on bits of dark cookies which explode on the pink candy coloured feepits nose that smells disgustingly seasoned with black pepper and toxic waste along Pikachu and COWculators to the highest coo-coo-cachoo that poops on Barney and smells disgustingly good as Kalamari served with egg fried noodles made from the nursery of rhyming turkies sitting beside a lump of turd that went berserk because pointy eyed moody sloths which enjoy smashing mahogany are dancing under crazy moonlit pandas that enjoy sniffing potassium fluoride because it smells of n00bs stuffed with turkey gobblers and pink fluffy sheep that are ambushing super sensitive ultra purple meepits that dance madly while completing a race based in underwater Atlantis outposts that are really getting annoying because some excited random idiots are preparing to dive deep into the Marianas looking messy and oddly destructive, theoretically impossible because in worlds slaps, a freak-house destroys, and dances are strangely long hair, ultimately found dead in the clouds of Neverland because Peter ate doughnuts with vanilla pizza, sprinkles, pepper milkshakes, and coffee mixed with anonymous people jumping down and cheating their way past buckets containing glowing paint brushes from the DOOM repositories and added with some glue to their Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaurehaeaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhen uakitanatahu model which exploded and annihilated the remains of Earth after Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaurehaeaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhen

uakitanatahu used nukes to annihilate Antarctica but spared kittens because kittens are cute when sleeping however noisy people are the most annoying because they eat without digesting their foreheads after an encounter with Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaurehaeaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhen

uakitanatahu where gravity implodes and destroys everything except those kittens because kittens murder mice eating pie ampersand airlines fire breathing coocookuchoo without feet ampersand omega pinkeye, therefore annihilating BOOGALOOGA bunnies of the fireswampy division Kaulitz chair equipped with lollipops and chopsticks savannas, therefore causing every explosive explosions to destroy every bank in Jamaica because Meepits smell like over-cooked cashew nuts in tuxedos with roasted toasted and deep-fried sequins eating while watching saturday night live ha ha ha; therefore chickens race deer for fear of ovens and muffins BUT removes pies from roadkill resulting in a seizure happening near one watermelon and ball that implodes every dictator that decides to explode

 

 

 

mine did.... and it's HUGE o.0

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I think they would work best as avatars,

but I also made them small enough to put fit a sig.

 

Wow Revenge, ours are kind of related, what a coincidence...

Mine is in reference to the trophy I made for the boys

who participated in the "Add or Subtract" contest.

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Another one of my dreams was when I was hired to go in this commercial with a few girls and guys (who were 15 or 16) whom I did not know before. It was shot at some rich farmer's field of crops. The girls wore pastel strapless dresses and the guys wore baggy jeans, a t-shirt and sneakers (and some bling :P). I got the ability to fly while the rest of the girls/all the guys were riding on tractors. xD

There was this section of crops where the farmer shaped them into a dollar sign ($). I began to see the dollar sign as I hovered up higher into the air, and it started raining money. I had to poof this bag with a dollar sign on it (I did have the ability to poof stuff xD) so I could catch some money. (I believe the commercial would have been for either a designer clothing company, telephone/cable TV/internet service or credit card commercial =w=)

 

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Um.. that was an awkward dream I had in August. :P Copied it so I could paste it into WordPad xD (because I'm sketching a visual of that .o.)

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