Moo Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 ^_^ Q: How can you tell a hungry Moehog has eaten too much ? A: When it's carrying a basket of dried Aisha ! -Got 606 neopoints and sludge pie Q: How do you recognise a hungry skeith? A: When they're holding a basket of chia. -Got 27 nps Q: When is an Anubis similar to King Coltzan? A: When it's offering a shield of gold! -Got 81 nps and raw potato Q: Why would a Faerie Usul dress up like Lord Darigan? A: When it's got a cloak of smashed 101 dark novas! -Got hot crossed buns Q: How do you recognise a hungry skieth? A: When its holding a plate of chia!! -Got ants on ants and 57nps Q: When is an Anubis similar to King Coltzan? A: When it's offering a shield of gold! -Got tasty turnip tarter and 652 nps Q: What is another name for a Baby Chia ? A: A hidden basket of Faerie Chia ! -Got chunky meaty stew and 82 nps Q: How can you recognize a fierce Skeith from a tin of olives? A: When it's eating a basket of Guide To Kiko! -Got a bag of peas Q: How can you tell a hungry Moehog for eating to MAGAX? A: When They're carrying a basket of dried Aisha! -Got a bag of peas Q: How can you tell a adventurous Lupe has eaten too much ? A: When it's holding a basket of aubergine Chia! -Got a hot crossed buns and 613 nps Q: What should you call a school of desert Cybunnies who manages to defeat a Battle Faerie? A: A bowl of Cybunny surprise ice lollies! -Got a gruel and 60 nps Q: What is another name for a baby Blumaroo? A: A Blumaroo ! -Got 602 nps Q: How do you keep a pack of avocado chias from deciding to challenge the The Esophagor? A: By offering them a bowl of shadow Lenny berry sandwiches - Got a raw potato and 47 nps Q: How do you recognize a herd of hungry Skeiths ? A: When They're holding a plate of spotted Chias! - Got 605 nps and gruel Q: When is an Anubis similar to king coltzan? A:when it's offering a spell of light! - Got a cup of water Q: What do you call a baby blumaroo? A: A big Baby! Got 607 nps and a sludge pie Q: What do you call a family of baby Bruces? A: Brucey Bs! Got tasty turnip tartar Q: What do you call a fiery shoyru? A: A Scorchio Q: What do you call a family of Baby Chias? A: A Skeith omelette ! Got a raw potato Here use them and tell us how it went x _-_-_ Moo_-_-_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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youngrace Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 wow, your jokes actually make...sense. x_x my jokes usually sound something like "what should you keep a pack of baby blumaroos unlike decides to challenge of chuffer bob the meerca"? i should have been thrown out of the castle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leila Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 XD yes, you should've been... i always just choose random things from the drop down boxes and surprisingly, he laughs about 60% of the time. i've been trying to tell him a really bad joke lol to get the moody avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sc8_mushroom Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 I also just put a bunch of gibberish in when telling him a joke and I'll randomly win prizes but i decided to try one of your jokes. I tried the first joke you listed Q: How can you tell a hungry Moehog has eaten too much ? A: When it's carrying a basket of dried Aisha ! and nothing happened haha. oh wells :P -edit- I just did the wise old king one and this is what he said: King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (658 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study. King Hagan hands you: King Hagan yay!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~warriorcatsforever~ Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 I just pick random things and don't even look at what I said. I got the Moody avatar, and now i keep saying, What do you do if fierce peophins has eaten too much tin of olives? for the Jester avatar. He hasn't laughed hysterically yet. :crying: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sc8_mushroom Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 I just did this joke (which was just random picks from the choices): Q: What will you tell cloud Chomby who gets caught the Garon the Lupe? A: A can't piece of bubbling Buzz Cyodrakes! and my reaction was this: King Skarl Says: That was the worst joke ever! I only give it 234 out of 1000! Leave my kingdom now! *Grrrrrrrr* Hmmm... I'd get out of here if I were you. --- I'm sure that if i didn't already have the moody av, i would've gotten it right now haha :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judykm Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Q: What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?A: don't the Usuki 00 Hog blossoms! Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him. King Skarl Says: *heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 603 out of 1000. Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it. King Skarl hands you: Chunky Meaty Stew This makes NO sense whatsoever! This topic has been edited by a member of staff (Mistletoe Morgan) because of a violation of the forum rules. Please do not bump topics inactive for more than 21 days. Please check your user inbox to see if you have been contacted regarding this incident, then review our rules. Per the reason above, this topic has been LOCKED. Please contact Mistletoe Morgan if you have any questions regarding this action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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