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  1. Mathematics

     

    It just rocks. I love to add things up, and I got the quote in my signatue from it. It's a fairly similar one to the one AA mentioned in the Forum Fun/Word Games topic Add or Subtract: "There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't." But it isn't that one. It was at the start of my maths book I got for Christmas. (Via my mother, of course ;))

  2. Wow. That is very good! I'll copy and paste this into my topic, as someone else is designing a Wocky for me. I'll vote the best one once she's done. :) My precious Very_Wockilicious is finally in art! Thank you so much! :)

  3. Like I said earlier, I am a bit of a sore loser around non-TDN Forum members. Only to TDN members I stay in play (unless I disconnect - very unlikely). Ask Xepha if you don't believe me. :) But I hate it when I have lag. People always beat me in Spyder Scare and Faellie Labyrinth due to my lag. <_<

  4. "Don't you try to outweird me. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal."

     

    From Jolly Jhon's signature. There is a second one from Anime's personal statement:

     

    "If I'm random, then who are you?"

     

    I was LOL at both of them.

  5. My favorite saying I found of all time has probably got to be this one I found in a maths book:

    "There are three kinds of people in the world: Those who can count, and those who can't."

     

    I was just laughing out loud when I read this! Any funny quotes post here!

     

    EDIT: Please close this topic. I don't need a warn level, I only just realised there's a topic like this: "Quotes". :* My bad. Wasted a topic here. :P

     

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  6. Scary sister rides a speedy Chopper while reading something online which is like that random horrible scary cheesecake monster that has one-hundred different flavours of petpets for my ghost chias to fart around happily with squeals like the fat pig named Oinky Poinky which have no more colorful legs that dance like ladybugs eating purple toenails belonging to monsters and aliens ziggy piggy friends with purple ponies poking anything in blue overalls with sapphire cheese that plans to eat intelligent petpets but zoos never allow unicorns eat monkeys and they aren't poofy psychotic things destroying air faerie and fire faeries staffs nu-uh but queen Fyora had a big cookie that was used wrecklessly for demolishing archaic artifacts arrogantly because the evil mahogany patio fancies destroying eatable plants which strangle tiny horrible grilled calamari skin that swim undetected most times throughout the Maraquan whirlpool devouring old fat fish with stinky expired license so that Fyora could dance happily with mental Kau goths Jack Sparrow hired me unhappily to swab his filthy Captain's quarters while wearing a hideous frock of dung and pearls served with stuff from the horrible monster known as the Blob-of-sushi served with escargots platters and smelly tofu from Shenkuu which really smells extremely muffin-like under water but above with rotten diaper smell they shall explode in 3-2-1 and lift-off in T- minus ten, which has been cancelled due to smell air waste in the sea-like ocean where sea octopuses play tag while enjoying popsicles that purpley-orange and taste like VOMIT from a Moehog That ate cookies while dancing and playing with Tipem the pink meepit, which isn't dancing the Marcarena with fifty lobsters babies so that caused destruction in a giant toilet filled with pudding and chewy toothpaste that tasted like dead skunk unfortunately so delicious maniacs always puke mesos junk on me for taking away popcorn from Ian because he ignored the crazy chimpanzee that always meows at the bored moon for 10 days on the back of a humped camel that goes somewhere and eats blue mustard with rocksalt banana pies filled with coconut cream doughnuts colored rainbow raindrops to Neopia Space catnip that taste of chicken quiches and twelve huge honey coated walnuts spawned three-thousand flaming arrows that always peirced raw KFC Snackers and tacos resulting in tons of delicious metroids snacks with cheesey puns like Metroid pudding mix dipped in a pleasant piles of dung piles upon petpets palace on metroid who broke the pudding mold of slime while eating disgusting bits of mutant yooyu ball ice-cream with bits of Chocolate flakey bits introduce some yogo filled chocolate ropes which talk like giant crazy mothballs all hopped up on sugary sugar goodness and chocolate cake that is jumping up and down with excitement because it is going so well that elephants began trumpeting very annoyingly at the lazy meepits who annihilated the huge, fat eyeball stalkers are the farting, unusual blue koi that feed on bits of dark cookies which explode on the pink candy coloured feepits nose that smells disgustingly seasoned with black pepper and toxic waste along Pikachu and COWculators to the highest coo-coo-cachoo that poops on Barney and smells disgustingly good as Kalamari served with egg fried noodles made from the nursery of rhyming turkies sitting beside a lump of turd that went berserk because pointy eyed moody sloths which enjoy smashing mahogany are dancing under crazy moonlit pandas that enjoy sniffing potassium fluoride because it smells of n00bs stuffed with turkey gobblers and pink fluffy sheep that are ambushing super sensitive ultra purple meepits that dance madly while completing a race based in underwater Atlantis outposts that are really getting annoying because some excited random idiots are preparing to dive deep into the Marianas looking messy and oddly destructive, theoretically impossible because in worlds slaps, a freak-house destroys, and dances are strangely long hair, ultimately found dead in the clouds of Neverland because Peter ate doughnuts with vanilla pizza, sprinkles, pepper milkshakes, and coffee mixed with anonymous people jumping down and cheating their way past buckets containing glowing paint brushes from the DOOM repositories and added with some glue to their Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaurehaeaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhen

    uakitanatahu model which exploded and annihilated the remains of Earth after Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaurehaeaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhen

    uakitanatahu used nukes to annihilate Antarctica but spared kittens because kittens are cute when sleeping however noisy people are the most annoying because they eat without digesting their foreheads after an encounter with Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaurehaeaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhen

    uakitanatahu where gravity implodes and destroys everything except those kittens because kittens murder mice eating pie ampersand airlines fire breathing coocookuchoo without feet ampersand omega pinkeye, therefore annihilating BOOGALOOGA bunnies of the fireswampy division Kaulitz chair equipped with lollipops and chopsticks savannas, therefore causing every explosive explosions to destroy every bank in Jamaica because Meepits smell like over-cooked cashew nuts in tuxedos with roasted toasted and deep-fried sequins eating while watching saturday night live ha ha ha; therefore chickens race deer for fear of ovens and muffins BUT removes pies from roadkill resulting in a seizure happening near one watermelon and ball that implodes every dictator that decides to explode those carrots that burn their microwaves and microwaves blow a tree fire so microwaves rule microwavia with Meepits using mind microwaves and microwaves of spaghetti sauce attack microwaves against boats, thus it can't deploy failboat systems failure regulators microwaves like microwaves with microwaves for microwaves but people obsessed with vicious oven microwaves meese cheese from microwavia due partly to microwaves that microwave ovens microwaving microwaves failed because of neggs blowing faerie bubbles for pink Meepits and fire Unis rampage so that their hearts stupendously break free as their wings microwave microwaves for turkey

     

    LOL! Guess where.

  7. Scary sister rides a speedy Chopper while reading something online which is like that random horrible scary cheesecake monster that has one-hundred different flavours of petpets for my ghost chias to fart around happily with squeals like the fat pig named Oinky Poinky which have no more colorful legs that dance like ladybugs eating purple toenails belonging to monsters and aliens ziggy piggy friends with purple ponies poking anything in blue overalls with sapphire cheese that plans to eat intelligent petpets but zoos never allow unicorns eat monkeys and they aren't poofy psychotic things destroying air faerie and fire faeries staffs nu-uh but queen Fyora had a big cookie that was used wrecklessly for demolishing archaic artifacts arrogantly because the evil mahogany patio fancies destroying eatable plants which strangle tiny horrible grilled calamari skin that swim undetected most times throughout the Maraquan whirlpool devouring old fat fish with stinky expired license so that Fyora could dance happily with mental Kau goths Jack Sparrow hired me unhappily to swab his filthy Captain's quarters while wearing a hideous frock of dung and pearls served with stuff from the horrible monster known as the Blob-of-sushi served with escargots platters and smelly tofu from Shenkuu which really smells extremely muffin-like under water but above with rotten diaper smell they shall explode in 3-2-1 and lift-off in T- minus ten, which has been cancelled due to smell air waste in the sea-like ocean where sea octopuses play tag while enjoying popsicles that purpley-orange and taste like VOMIT from a Moehog That ate cookies while dancing and playing with Tipem the pink meepit, which isn't dancing the Marcarena with fifty lobsters babies so that caused destruction in a giant toilet filled with pudding and chewy toothpaste that tasted like dead skunk unfortunately so delicious maniacs always puke mesos junk on me for taking away popcorn from Ian because he ignored the crazy chimpanzee that always meows at the bored moon for 10 days on the back of a humped camel that goes somewhere and eats blue mustard with rocksalt banana pies filled with coconut cream doughnuts colored rainbow raindrops to Neopia Space catnip that taste of chicken quiches and twelve huge honey coated walnuts spawned three-thousand flaming arrows that always peirced raw KFC Snackers and tacos resulting in tons of delicious metroids snacks with cheesey puns like Metroid pudding mix dipped in a pleasant piles of dung piles upon petpets palace on metroid who broke the pudding mold of slime while eating disgusting bits of mutant yooyu ball ice-cream with bits of Chocolate flakey bits introduce some yogo filled chocolate ropes which talk like giant crazy mothballs all hopped up on sugary sugar goodness and chocolate cake that is jumping up and down with excitement because it is going so well that elephants began trumpeting very annoyingly at the lazy meepits who annihilated the huge, fat eyeball stalkers are the farting, unusual blue koi that feed on bits of dark cookies which explode on the pink candy coloured feepits nose that smells disgustingly seasoned with black pepper and toxic waste along Pikachu and COWculators to the highest coo-coo-cachoo that poops on Barney and smells disgustingly good as Kalamari served with egg fried noodles made from the nursery of rhyming turkies sitting beside a lump of turd that went berserk because pointy eyed moody sloths which enjoy smashing mahogany are dancing under crazy moonlit pandas that enjoy sniffing potassium fluoride because it smells of n00bs stuffed with turkey gobblers and pink fluffy sheep that are ambushing super sensitive ultra purple meepits that dance madly while completing a race based in underwater Atlantis outposts that are really getting annoying because some excited random idiots are preparing to dive deep into the Marianas looking messy and oddly destructive, theoretically impossible because in worlds slaps, a freak-house destroys, and dances are strangely long hair, ultimately found dead in the clouds of Neverland because Peter ate doughnuts with vanilla pizza, sprinkles, pepper milkshakes, and coffee mixed with anonymous people jumping down and cheating their way past buckets containing glowing paint brushes from the DOOM repositories and added with some glue to their Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaurehaeaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhen

    uakitanatahu model which exploded and annihilated the remains of Earth after Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaurehaeaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhen

    uakitanatahu used nukes to annihilate Antarctica but spared kittens because kittens are cute when sleeping however noisy people are the most annoying because they eat without digesting their foreheads after an encounter with Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaurehaeaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhen

    uakitanatahu where gravity implodes and destroys everything except those kittens because kittens murder mice eating pie ampersand airlines fire breathing coocookuchoo without feet ampersand omega pinkeye, therefore annihilating BOOGALOOGA bunnies of the fireswampy division Kaulitz chair equipped with lollipops and chopsticks savannas, therefore causing every explosive explosions to destroy every bank in Jamaica because Meepits smell like over-cooked cashew nuts in tuxedos with roasted toasted and deep-fried sequins eating while watching saturday night live ha ha ha; therefore chickens race deer for fear of ovens and muffins BUT removes pies from roadkill resulting in a seizure happening near one watermelon and ball that implodes every dictator that decides to explode those carrots that burn their microwaves and microwaves blow a tree fire so microwaves rule microwavia with Meepits using mind microwaves and microwaves of spaghetti sauce attack microwaves against boats, thus it can't deploy failboat systems failure regulators microwaves like microwaves with microwaves for microwaves but people obsessed with vicious oven microwaves meese cheese from microwavia due partly to microwaves that microwave ovens microwaving microwaves failed because of neggs blowing faerie bubbles for pink Meepits and fire Unis rampage so that their hearts stupendously break free as their wings microwave microwaves for turkey and

  8. L:

     

    This is quite tough, as it is a common part of the keyboard. Used more than any other key. How did I manage to get through this one? Someone has to do M now. But who?

  9. Very_Wockilicious (5) Blandfish + skill increase to 6.

    TryingAndTesting (7) Lesser Spotted Fish + skill increase to 8.

    Oakmouse (21) Spongy Algae + skill increase to 22.

    mrsoates (9) Same as above + skill increase to 10.

     

    All in all, pretty... for want of a better word, stupid. :P

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