Mackenzie

WOODY PAIGE (Around the Horn)

If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes.

Smart is today, dumb is forever. Rock is dead. Long live paper & scissors. People who think they know it all really annoy those who do.

If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you. The more people I meet, the better I like my dog.

Cooler than the other side of the pillow.Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. My karma ran over your dogma.

If I wanted a friend I'd buy a dog. If I'm too loud, you're too old. I'm serious and don't call me Shirley.

If you can't run with the big dogs, get back on the porch. Don't look at me in that tone of voice. Canada: America's hat.

Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil. What happens if you're scared half to death twice?