Giovanni Gale

What do you mean cookies. I am saying Pasties...look them up!

Oh...but you are forgetting about my wide spread empire of Ebbil Pasties! They are an unstoppable powerhouse of pastyness!!! Hahahaha!

I'm pretty lucky also. I have been on neopets lots of times but no Viry for me :D

I still don't get it. Chat speak is confusing?

What is pwns?

Mod Edit: I think the "4 or more words" rule still applies here. ;)

I am going to be a Quantum Physicist!

I am in tenth grade! I don't know how the years thing works very well though, so I can't convert my grade.

Am I the only other perason who is fifteen? Don't see anyone else.

Time actually slows down as your overall speed increases!

By the way, I love you avvie and siggy Mia. My favorite petpet every !

A type of ear cleaner.

Where am I?

...then give it away at a yardsale.

If life gives you french toaster sticks...

Well, Inyuasha must, because he stole our bacon from the shoutbox. (I wanted it too :()

What are Hydronuclearastrologlyphs?

...then send those years in a box to your archrival!

If life gives you a georgeous anime girl...

I agree that Shengkuu is going to come when thet ship finally lands. We can worry about Scurvy island for a later plot I guess.

Why that is elementary my dear Watson...they don't!

Where do fruit live in the winter?

I think that that one is Scurvy island also...what rule says that there can only be one pirate island? None, anything is possible in Neopia!!!

I don't Play any sports...I am one of those super genius intellectual types who can act really slow sometimes :D I am a master at chess, so I will say that that is my sport!

I haven't seen any either mikey! :(

Well, you never know with TNT. They might just bring it back from the grave.

...then set him aflame with Jango Fetts help.

If life and Jango Fett set you aflame...

Scary sister rides a speedy Chopper while reading something online which is like that random horrible scary cheesecake monster that has one-hundred different flavours of petpets for my ghost chias to fart around happily with squeals like the fat pig named Oinky Poinky which have no more colorful legs that dance like ladybugs eating purple toenails belonging to monsters and aliens ziggy piggy friends with purple ponies poking anything in blue overalls with sapphire cheese that plans to eat

Scary sister rides a speedy Chopper while reading something online which is like that random horrible scary cheesecake monster that has one-hundred different flavours of petpets for my ghost chias to fart around happily with squeals like the fat pig named Oinky Poinky which have no more colorful legs that dance like ladybugs eating purple toenails belonging to monsters and aliens ziggy piggy friends with purple ponies poking anything in blue overalls with sapphire cheese that plans

...then throw it in your pool.

If life gives you a papercut...

Because I was being random and buying jelly items when I made it!

...then use it to make chaos.

If life gives you mean words (Exp. @$%#^$%&)...