Carmichael

Sixteen year old girl who often throws tantrums while being in boutiques with her parents.

She occasionally buys the cheetos which make her retarded, especially while taking them to school.

Sadly, she buys a lot of bubble gum. Her classmates feel so special they have to finish them all.

Finally, the doctor's always away from Carmichael because she eats an apple a day.

No sorry, THE apple a day.

Please someone throw confetti at me, or a medal. Gold by preference :)