If life gives you lemons

[Foxy!]

...eat them, they're delicious!

 

If life gives you cyanide...

[Empress Keiko]

...find a hazmat suit and run away!

 

If life gives you the moon...

[Foxy!]

...blow it up!!!!!

 

If life gives you ADHD...

[Empress Keiko]

...hope for the best.

 

If life gives you your own country...

[Foxy!]

...bribe everyone to come to it, then seal the borders and enslave the citizens!!!!

 

If life gives you Unis...

[Empress Keiko]

...RIDE THEM. Giddyup pony! :D

 

If life gives you a penguin...

[Foxy!]

...sell it to seaworld, then use the money to buy a giraffe!

 

If life gives you ranch dressing...

[Empress Keiko]

...pour it all over your house.

Yummy! :graduated:

 

If life gives you a haircut...

[Foxy!]

...hope you like it.

 

If life gives you lab ray access...

[Empress Keiko]

...torment the creator into using it multiple times in a day.

 

If life steals your money...

[Foxy!]

...steal it back!!!

 

If life gives you carrot sticks...

[Empress Keiko]

become a vegetarian.

 

If life gives you a cold...

[Glorious Gilbil]

...then make sure to give it to someone else

 

If life gives you a donkey...

[Empress Keiko]

Trade it for a horse.

 

If life give you a vase...

[Glorious Gilbil]

... put flowers in it

 

If life gives you blonde barbies...

[Empress Keiko]

...call them dumb blondes and rip their hair out.

 

If life gives you artichokes...

[Giovanni Gale]

...Force them to become your evil army!!!!

 

If life gives you a Digeridoo...

[Glorious Gilbil]

... throw them away (ewww!)

 

If life gives you lots of homework...

[Empress Keiko]

shred it.

 

If life give you bubble gum...

[Giovanni Gale]

...Stick it to the back of someones head!

 

If life gives you lipstick...

[Empress Keiko]

...suck on it like a lollipop.

 

If life gives you a tuition...

[Giovanni Gale]

...then use it to buy more Lipstick...Yummy

 

If life gives you floss...

[Empress Keiko]

...use it as a lasso and catch a penguin.

 

If life gives you Antarctica...

[Giovanni Gale]

...then you can hunt more penguins without getting arrested!

 

If life gives you egg yolks...

[Empress Keiko]

...put them on your eyes. cool shades. b)

 

If life gives you a cloud...