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If life gives you lemons


Viper

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...find a hazmat suit and run away!

 

If life gives you the moon...

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...hope for the best.

 

If life gives you your own country...

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...bribe everyone to come to it, then seal the borders and enslave the citizens!!!!

 

If life gives you Unis...

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...RIDE THEM. Giddyup pony! :D

 

If life gives you a penguin...

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...sell it to seaworld, then use the money to buy a giraffe!

 

If life gives you ranch dressing...

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...pour it all over your house.

Yummy! :graduated:

 

If life gives you a haircut...

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...torment the creator into using it multiple times in a day.

 

If life steals your money...

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become a vegetarian.

 

If life gives you a cold...

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Trade it for a horse.

 

If life give you a vase...

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...call them dumb blondes and rip their hair out.

 

If life gives you artichokes...

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shred it.

 

If life give you bubble gum...

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...suck on it like a lollipop.

 

If life gives you a tuition...

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...use it as a lasso and catch a penguin.

 

If life gives you Antarctica...

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...put them on your eyes. cool shades. b)

 

If life gives you a cloud...

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