Eric Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 ...run like hell. If life gives you a name like Doris...
Foxy! Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 ...become a lunchlady so that the name will fit. If life gives you a gender-confused dog...
Eric Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 ...watch it sniff its genitals in confusion, then laugh. If life gives you a dead beetle...
Foxy! Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 ...feed it to your cat. If life gives you an obese man in a string bikini...
Eric Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 ...cough on people. If life gives you 3 tickets to Mardi Gras...
Foxy! Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 ... sell them for a pretty penny! If life gives you athsma...
Matt Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 you are 'Piggy' from "Lord of the Flies". "ASS-MAR!" If life gives you Shamu...
Foxy! Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 ... give him back to seaworld before they sharpen their pitchforks anymore than they have already. If life gives a hot boy band...
Matt Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 you have to wonder why you think they're hot. *shudder* If life gives you a live bomb...
Foxy! Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 ...take it to school for show and tell! If life gives you the head of a shark, the body of a kitten, the legs of a guinea pig, and the internal organs of a whale...
Matt Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 you wonder what that crazy lab ray scientist has got up to now. If life give you 2 tomatoes...
Foxy! Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 ...throw them at President Bush. If life gives you a beating from Secret Service agents...
connie?! Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 KICK THEIR SECRET BUTTS 'TIL THEY CRY LIKE A BABY. :evil: ahem. If life gives you a keyboard with only the letters of 'j', 'a', 'r', 'o', 'f', 'd', 'i', 'r', and 't'. :laughingsmiley: :guiltysmiley:
Natasha Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 Just "fart" alot If life gives you a million dollars..
funnymonke61 Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 ...get Neopets Premium. If life gives you a faulty computer...
Ellie_Penguin Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 If life gives you a faulty computer... Repair it and take over the world!!! If life gives you subliminal messages....
funnymonke61 Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 ...throw them across the room. If life gives you nothing...
Ian Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 then barf on people who you dont like If life gives you a computer game...
Ellie_Penguin Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 then barf on people who you dont like If life gives you a computer game... Brag about it to TNT If life gives you a mutant smiley....
Viper Posted August 5, 2006 Author Posted August 5, 2006 Use it over and over in every post If life gives you sharks with lasers on their heads...
Foxy! Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 ...swim. Swim for your life. If life gives you 3rd degree burns over 90% of your body...
Ellie_Penguin Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 If life gives you 3rd degree burns over 90% of your body... Burn the other 10% of your body <_< If life gives you a desperate girl....
Matt Posted August 5, 2006 Posted August 5, 2006 just ignore them. They'll get the message. If life gives you a slap...
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