Eric Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 ...run like hell. If life gives you a name like Doris... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy! Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 ...become a lunchlady so that the name will fit. If life gives you a gender-confused dog... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 ...watch it sniff its genitals in confusion, then laugh. If life gives you a dead beetle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy! Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 ...feed it to your cat. If life gives you an obese man in a string bikini... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 look away. Quickly. If like gives you the flu... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 ...cough on people. If life gives you 3 tickets to Mardi Gras... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy! Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 ... sell them for a pretty penny! If life gives you athsma... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 you are 'Piggy' from "Lord of the Flies". "ASS-MAR!" If life gives you Shamu... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy! Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 ... give him back to seaworld before they sharpen their pitchforks anymore than they have already. If life gives a hot boy band... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 you have to wonder why you think they're hot. *shudder* If life gives you a live bomb... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy! Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 ...take it to school for show and tell! If life gives you the head of a shark, the body of a kitten, the legs of a guinea pig, and the internal organs of a whale... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 you wonder what that crazy lab ray scientist has got up to now. If life give you 2 tomatoes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy! Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 ...throw them at President Bush. If life gives you a beating from Secret Service agents... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connie?! Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 KICK THEIR SECRET BUTTS 'TIL THEY CRY LIKE A BABY. :evil: ahem. If life gives you a keyboard with only the letters of 'j', 'a', 'r', 'o', 'f', 'd', 'i', 'r', and 't'. :laughingsmiley: :guiltysmiley: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natasha Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Just "fart" alot If life gives you a million dollars.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funnymonke61 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 ...get Neopets Premium. If life gives you a faulty computer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie_Penguin Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 If life gives you a faulty computer... Repair it and take over the world!!! If life gives you subliminal messages.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funnymonke61 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 ...throw them across the room. If life gives you nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funnemonke6 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 ...GET SOMETHING If life makes you sick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 then barf on people who you dont like If life gives you a computer game... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie_Penguin Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 then barf on people who you dont like If life gives you a computer game... Brag about it to TNT If life gives you a mutant smiley.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viper Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 Use it over and over in every post If life gives you sharks with lasers on their heads... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy! Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 ...swim. Swim for your life. If life gives you 3rd degree burns over 90% of your body... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie_Penguin Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 If life gives you 3rd degree burns over 90% of your body... Burn the other 10% of your body <_< If life gives you a desperate girl.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 just ignore them. They'll get the message. If life gives you a slap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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