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If life gives you lemons


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...become a lunchlady so that the name will fit.

 

If life gives you a gender-confused dog...

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...watch it sniff its genitals in confusion, then laugh.

 

If life gives you a dead beetle...

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...feed it to your cat.

 

If life gives you an obese man in a string bikini...

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... sell them for a pretty penny!

 

If life gives you athsma...

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you are 'Piggy' from "Lord of the Flies". "ASS-MAR!"

 

If life gives you Shamu...

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... give him back to seaworld before they sharpen their pitchforks anymore than they have already.

 

If life gives a hot boy band...

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you have to wonder why you think they're hot. *shudder*

 

If life gives you a live bomb...

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...take it to school for show and tell!

 

If life gives you the head of a shark, the body of a kitten, the legs of a guinea pig, and the internal organs of a whale...

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you wonder what that crazy lab ray scientist has got up to now.

 

If life give you 2 tomatoes...

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...throw them at President Bush.

 

If life gives you a beating from Secret Service agents...

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KICK THEIR SECRET BUTTS 'TIL THEY CRY LIKE A BABY. :evil:

ahem.

 

 

If life gives you a keyboard with only the letters of 'j', 'a', 'r', 'o', 'f', 'd', 'i', 'r', and 't'.

:laughingsmiley: :guiltysmiley:

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then barf on people who you dont like

 

If life gives you a computer game...

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Use it over and over in every post

If life gives you sharks with lasers on their heads...

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...swim. Swim for your life.

 

If life gives you 3rd degree burns over 90% of your body...

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