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If life gives you lemons


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Scream till it comes back.

 

If life gives you cows...

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milk them for all their worth:)

 

if life gives you the ocean...

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Uh...Milk them? o_O

 

 

If life gives you too much milk from milking the cows...

 

 

 

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Oops, posted at the same time. D:

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use them for fishing bait at Underwater Fishing.

 

If life gives you no time...

 

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haha yea

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Give Them To That Nerd At My School Who Eats Worms.

 

 

If Life Gives You 10 Paintbrushes.......

 

 

 

LOL We Posted at The Same Time

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save them in your SDB til you get the SDB avvie then use em all on your pets.

 

If life gives you air...

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...you steal it and keep it all in a jar just like Jack Sparrow and his jar of dirt... :mellow:

 

 

If life gives you a lid...

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close the jar full of air with it.

 

If life gives you chocolate...

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Cry.

 

If life gives you a debilitating disease...

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buy the most expensive thing!

 

If life gives you mold and mildew...

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...sell pictures of it to cleaning product companies for their 'before' picture.

 

If life gives you an exploding computer...

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type to your death!

 

If life gives you a mutated torso...

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...enjoy the neverending burning sensation throughout your body.

 

If life gives you an unwanted sex-change operation...

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...shave it all off and sell it on ebay.

 

If life gives you a big smooch from an even bigger Aunt Doris...

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