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If life gives you lemons


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...wonder how a summary can be one page.

 

If life asks you to summarise it in one word...

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...don't sing. You'll scare everyone away and finally get some privacy.

 

If life gives you jelly...

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...faint from the cuteness, then laugh evilly.

 

If life gives you a bank...

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...take over the world and make everthing black and white.

 

If life gives you 10 000 000 000 000 NP...

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...take over the world and make everthing black and white.

 

If life gives you 10 000 000 000 000 NP...

Spend it all on paintbrushes! ^^

If life gave you sushi..

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...eat raw fish.

 

If life gives you an oversized berry...

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...ask for a bigger, more evil dog.

 

If life gives you a bunch of smileys...

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...you use them to smile and say your emotions in chats :)

 

 

If life gives you a bottle of acid...

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...dump it on a key support in a nearby skyscraper.

 

If life gives you a snail...

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...go get a carrot, two buttons and some twigs. Then make a snowman!

 

If life gives you an incredibly cool game that sounds to good to be true (but is true)...

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...go on a wallet-stealing spree!

 

If life gives you a lock-pick...

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...fatten them up, then cook 'em and eat 'em!

 

If life gives you a cow...

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