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If life gives you lemons


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...go learn to be a programmer - they have to deal with bugs all the time.

 

If life gives you an evil lawyer...

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...watch it anyway and laugh the whole way through.

 

If life gives you a million spam e-mails...

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...go and learn how to drive. XD

 

If life gives you a fake driving license...

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...continue on as normal. XD

 

If live gives you a notebook...

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...donate it all to the Life foundation.

 

If life gives you a lawsuit...

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... bribe the judge.

 

If life gives you a chandelier...

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...*accidentally* drop it.

 

If life gives you a hash brown...

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...sell it because you don't have any use for it.

 

If life gives you colouring pencils...

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...cut yourself down to size.

 

If life gives you a gigantic pair of scissors...

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...go to the movies!

 

If life gives you a toga and pink fishnets...

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...go get life's medication.

 

If life gives you an explosive beetle...

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