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Feed it to your younger sibling.

 

If life gives you the latest Bruce Willis movie...

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...popcorn, please!

 

If life gives you iTunes...

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...download some gnarly death metal tunes.

 

If life gives you chocolate syrup...

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...make sure your doctor isn't watching when you eat it.

 

If life gives you manual labour...

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...ask life for a slave to do it for you.

 

If life gives you Windows Vista...

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...learn what it's like to share a prison cell with a large fellow named Betty.

 

If life gives you a torn pair of underwear....

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...sell it before the price goes down because people realize that they should have waited for the iPhone 2.

 

If life gives you an armed time bomb...

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...get out the cookies!!!

 

If life gives you a horrid stomachache...

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...send a pointless letter of complaint to the city council.

 

If life gives you a free antivirus that actually works well...

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...then return the favour.

 

If life gives you a useless, but extremely pretty object...

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...then give back an eighth.

 

If life gives you an empty CD-R...

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...ask for generic milk.

 

If life gives you an open door...

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...then start ranting about inflation and recession, trade slumps and booms, demand and supply curves, your economics exam, etc.

 

If life gives you solitaire...

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...stuff your face and grin.

 

If life gives you a buggy office suite...

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