smumpkins Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Feed it to your younger sibling. If life gives you the latest Bruce Willis movie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy! Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 ...popcorn, please! If life gives you iTunes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smumpkins Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 ...download some gnarly death metal tunes. If life gives you chocolate syrup... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 ...make sure your doctor isn't watching when you eat it. If life gives you manual labour... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 ...ask life for a slave to do it for you. If life gives you Windows Vista... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smumpkins Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 ...learn what it's like to share a prison cell with a large fellow named Betty. If life gives you a torn pair of underwear.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creeper unidog Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Don't use it If life gives you an Iphone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 ...sell it before the price goes down because people realize that they should have waited for the iPhone 2. If life gives you an armed time bomb... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creeper unidog Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Give it to someone you hate and say its a present! XD If life gives you zorro.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 ...get out the cookies!!! If life gives you a horrid stomachache... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creeper unidog Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 whine about it. If life gives you a sight of a big sewer rat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 ...send a pointless letter of complaint to the city council. If life gives you a free antivirus that actually works well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creeper unidog Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Use it? If life gives you a group of dogs playing go-fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myriad Posted September 22, 2007 Share Posted September 22, 2007 Join in. If life gives you dust bunnies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiuze Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 you'd sneeze to death. If life gave you chocolate.. o.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeptroid Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 ...you better have a good dentist. If life gave you nothing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 ...then return the favour. If life gives you a useless, but extremely pretty object... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeptroid Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 ...stare at it uncontrollably. If life gave you a quarter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 ...then give back an eighth. If life gives you an empty CD-R... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeptroid Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 ...Stuff it full of useless information. If life gives you generic cereal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 ...ask for generic milk. If life gives you an open door... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiuze Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 you'd walk into a wall instead. o_O Bummer. If life has everything free... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 ...then start ranting about inflation and recession, trade slumps and booms, demand and supply curves, your economics exam, etc. If life gives you solitaire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiuze Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 you'd go crazy for messing up over and over. @_@ If life gave you oreos.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 ...stuff your face and grin. If life gives you a buggy office suite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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