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If life gives you lemons


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Laugh untill you fall off your chair (or bed or what ever you're sitting on) beacuse they're so funny.

 

If life gives you a messy room...

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Wonder where you got a monkey.

 

If life gives you bird seed.

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...pop them.

 

If life gives you soap...

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Squirt it on the smelly dog.

 

If life gives you a gassy dog....

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..make sure you put it in the pound.

 

If life gives you a log...

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Burn it!!!

 

 

If life gives you an evil teacher...

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Hide under your desk.

 

If life gives you sugar cookies dough....

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give it to a homeless person on the street

 

When life gives you deodorant...

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Give it to the smelly kid the sits behind you in Biology.

 

If life gives you a Kad...

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Sharpen a pencil (Kad is short for Kadoatie)

 

If life gives you too much sugar...

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...dont get a sugar low

 

If life doesnt listen and gives you a sugar low...

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...start crying

 

If life gives you a Pinata...

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...Play until you cry!

 

If life gives you a Super Mario Game...

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...play it, of course!

 

If life gives you bubble gum all over your face after you blow a big bubble...

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...go to the barber and get him to shave ALL your hair

 

If life gives you a Barney DVD...

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