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hope one of them was cute.

 

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save them in your room for later uses.

 

If life gave you a light bulb...

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...use them 'til you can use no more and give them to that guy who eats light bulbs for breakfast! (It's true! :) )

 

 

If life gives you pens...

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scribble all over paper!

 

If life gives you school...

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whine when you have to get up early.

 

If life gives you homework...

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say your dog ate it!

 

If life gives you a spider :ohno: ...

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put it outside. Unless it's poisionous, then step on it.

 

If life gives you food...

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stuff yourself up!

 

If life gives you sounds...

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listen

 

If life gives you slience...

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you obviously haven't been asking hard enough questions.

 

If life gives you snot...

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gift wrap it and send it to your brother for Christmas!

 

If life gives you music...

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listen to it endlessly.

 

If life gives you words...

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say some more.

 

If life gives you spammers...

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Spam attack!! Ahhh. x_x

 

 

...then use them peacefully. :)

 

If life gives you double-sided tape...

 

 

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Oops, sorry, I guess we posted at the same time...

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play with it!

 

If life gives you fire...

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Hope the floor dosen't break.

 

Its ok. It happens. ANd I was getting rid of that. Messy messy....

 

If life gives you cards.,...

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post pictures of yourself over the cards so everyone will know how great you are.

 

if live gives you a green thumb?

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...get a Sharpie and color it RED and show it off to people so they give you nice bandaids with pictures of peas on them 'cause they would think it's either seriously injured or just plain swollen. <_<

 

 

If life gives you *'s...

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make photocopies and put them up all over your room.

 

no really...it makes decorating very easy :)

 

If life gives you a glass half full...

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drink the liquid and have an empty glass.

 

If life gives you paper...

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try making a cape out of it and fly around the world...like Super Man!

 

If life gives you a pet lady bug...

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Hope the cat dosen't eat it.

 

If life just won't shut up...

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well if that happens...buy the best set of ear plugs money can buy and hope for the best.

 

if life gives you a mile...

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