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...rub mustard, tea, and bleach on it, then realize that just because people say it on the internet, doesn't mean it's true.

 

If life gives you boy scouts...

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Wonder why you were forced to go to your brother's scout meeting.

 

If life gives you braclets.....

 

Wonder why you were forced to go to your brother's scout meeting.

 

If life gives you braclets.....

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...erm...wear them...I guess...

 

If life gives you bad luck for 7 years....

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Make friends with her.

 

If life gives you dog poo....

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wish you were someone eles, until the owner comes to claim it.

 

if life gives you frozen vegitables...

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...hmm...thaw then out, tell people they're fresh, and sell them at the weekly farmer's market.

 

If life gives you death...

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Erm... die?

 

If life gives you beads....

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Eat them!! I haven;t had them in forever.

 

If life gives you music...

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eat 'em all except for those nasty red and purple one.

 

If life gives you a hershey's bar

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Use it?

(I deleted it for you. I'm not sure why there isn't a delete button for normal members.)

 

If life gives you soda...

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Throw em at the annoying neighbour across the road.

If life gives you a plane ticket...

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Stick em in a muffin (I noticed you had a thing about muffins)

 

If life gives you cheese...

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Throw it at the wall or out the window,and claim insurance stating"a madman rushed me and I defended myself"

 

If life gives you a cream-pie...

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Stuff it in your broth'ers mouth!!

 

If life gives you ad-ware...

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