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If life gives you lemons


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be glad you dont have to get up,walk to the tv,go to the channel you want,then go sit back down!

 

If life gives you dolphins that can walk and breathe on land...

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Keep them as your pets.

 

If life gives you a monk...

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Wish for more wishes! 0:)

 

If life gives you a gorilla...

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...make good use of it, down here in the boonies!

 

If life gives you burnt chocolate-chip cookies...

(It did to me!)

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...slap it in the face. :)

 

If life gives you a spatula...

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if you are sponge-bob,stare at it in its glory.if you are not,either use it for barbecue or give it to sponge-bob so he'll have something occupying to do.

 

If life gives you a big bump and bruise on your arm on the same spot...

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...cry. :crying:

 

If life gives you a trumpet...

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If you want that color, use it, if not, SELL IT!!!!!

 

If life gives you a 6 AM wake up for school and you'r sleepy all through first period math.....

(Seriously. It's EVIL!)

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...be glad that you have band first period and math 3rd! :D

 

If life gives you the world's cutest guinea pig (which it has for me)...

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...erm...swat it off of the table.

 

If life gives you a frozen Neopets account (which it ALSO has for me)...

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Run in circles till you feel better, try to get it back, and cuss TNT out the whole time.

 

If life gives you a dog that won't stop yipping....

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...yip back at it, that should shut it up for a few seconds!

 

If life gives you ADHD...

(ooh! look, a butterfly!)

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...mmm, Ice Pops...(starts drooling excessively from the mouth)

 

If life gives you telemarketers...

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