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...bake it and then put it my siggy.

 

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...hit them with a fly swatter.

 

If life gve you a turtle...

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...eat it.

 

If life gives you nail polish...

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...put him up for adoption.

 

If life gives you a life time supply of gum...

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hope its on the back of your head.

 

If life gives you an erupting volcano...

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...take out a fireproof umbrella.

 

If life gives you a butterfly...

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Use noob-be-gone. (Find it in my shop)

 

If life gives you a peppermint...

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you get confused. What is it, a pepper or a mint. ARGH!

 

If life gives you fire...

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Burn your sibling's hair.

 

If life gives you 2 boyfriends & asks you to dump one....

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...eat it. I'm a horsey!

 

If life calls you a horse...

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...Gallop round and round and neigh at it.

 

 

If life gives you a dung wadrobe...

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turn into dung.

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o_O ...run for your lives!!!! :O

 

If life makes you into gnome...

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...you scream and yell at the place you brought it from saying they printed the wrong date. Then you find out it wasn't the winning one, anyway.

 

If live gives you a ferret...

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...find some medicine.

 

If life gives you evil soda...

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... get good soda.

 

If live gives you boogers...

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