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If life gives you lemons


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...bake it and then put it my siggy.

 

If life gives you a F-...

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...hit them with a fly swatter.

 

If life gve you a turtle...

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...eat it.

 

If life gives you nail polish...

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...put him up for adoption.

 

If life gives you a life time supply of gum...

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...take out a fireproof umbrella.

 

If life gives you a butterfly...

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Use noob-be-gone. (Find it in my shop)

 

If life gives you a peppermint...

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Burn your sibling's hair.

 

If life gives you 2 boyfriends & asks you to dump one....

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...eat it. I'm a horsey!

 

If life calls you a horse...

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turn into dung.

If life gives you10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Beaches full of peices of sand......

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o_O ...run for your lives!!!! :O

 

If life makes you into gnome...

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...you scream and yell at the place you brought it from saying they printed the wrong date. Then you find out it wasn't the winning one, anyway.

 

If live gives you a ferret...

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...find some medicine.

 

If life gives you evil soda...

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