If life gives you lemons

[The Big Cheese]

...Try my contest/plot!

 

If life gives you a leaf...

[Empress Keiko]

...cover it with oil and then burn it.

 

If life gives you a kitty...

[Giovanni Gale]

...then throw it in your pool.

 

If life gives you a papercut...

[Empress Keiko]

...punch life in the face.

 

If life beats you up...

[Giovanni Gale]

...then set him aflame with Jango Fetts help.

 

If life and Jango Fett set you aflame...

[Empress Keiko]

...Find a pond, jump in it, and then throw pond muck at them.

 

If life gives you fried chicken...

[Foxy!]

...mmm, fried chicken (starts drooling excessively).

 

If life gives you Girl Scout Cookies...

[Anime]

THIN MINTS!!!! I haven't had those in FOREVER.

 

If life gives you hyper active fourms members...

[Ellie_Penguin]

...join them!

 

 

If life gives you a cordless phone....

[Empress Keiko]

...use up the free minutes.

 

If life gives you a diploma...

[Rina]

do one of the two:

a)rip it up into a million pieces!

b)put it in a frame and put it in a case to show off

 

If life gives you a U-HAUL van...

[Empress Keiko]

Run over all the hummers you can.

 

If life gives you a shot...

[Rina]

run awaaay!i hate shots!

 

If life gives you a sore arm from being ran into by a person running away from a shot...

[Empress Keiko]

Bully them for their money.

 

If life give you an alien...

[Rina]

take it and throw it at the nearest person you dont like then ruun!

 

If life gives you an itchy,very very very itchy bug bute...

[Empress Keiko]

Swat life with a fly swatter.

 

If life gives you a flute...

[ledah]

play it enough until you summon snakes.

If life gives you a year supply of cheese...

[Empress Keiko]

...eat it before the snakes get it.

 

If life gives you aspirin...

[Griffon...Sirus]

...make yourself sick!

 

If life gives you a trash...

[Empress Keiko]

...throw it out.

 

If life gives you rain...

[Griffon...Sirus]

...pray and hope life will give you an umbrella.

 

If life give you a calender...

[Empress Keiko]

...find out how many days to your birthday it is.

 

If life gives you a volcano...

[Griffon...Sirus]

...use it as a volcano run arena.

 

If life gives you a blanket...

[Empress Keiko]

...sleep with it.

 

If life gives you a plane ticket to thailand...

[Griffon...Sirus]

...book a presidential suite immediately.

 

If life gives you an unbaked cookie...