Giovanni Gale Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 ...then play pokerwith him. If life gives you a cheeseburger... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empress Keiko Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 ...make sure it isn't poisoned. If life gives you a cactus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorious Gilbil Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 ... then water it to death If life gives you neopoints... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empress Keiko Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 ...spend it. Duh. If life gives you a shoe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorious Gilbil Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 ..then live in it If life gives you an old lady... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 you thank them for returning your lost grandmother. If life gives you a vintage car... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y E L L O W S T A R Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Try driving on top of a lake. :P If life wraps you in mummycloth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 you devote your whole life to finding the daddycloth, but then when you're 49, you realise what a silly mistake you made. If life gives you a free paint brush...:O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empress Keiko Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 ...squeal with joy and hope it's a good color. If life gives you a piggy bank... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorious Gilbil Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 ...they try to save money and not break it when you only have 2 cents in there If life gives you a yo-yo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empress Keiko Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 Swing it around recklessly. If life give you maple syrup... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie_Penguin Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 If life give you maple syrup... ..make pancakes and feed the poor. If life gives you a deodorant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy! Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 ..use it, smelly! If life gives you 4-6 years in prison... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empress Keiko Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 ...give life a jail sentence of 7-9 years. If life gives you fish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giovanni Gale Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 ...hope it is a bread fish...then it will taste good with your butter-fly on it! If life gives you purple flavored stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empress Keiko Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 ...paint it grey then eat it. If life gives you a smiley... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorious Gilbil Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 ...turn it upside down If life gives you a pet rock... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empress Keiko Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 ...use it against the pant devil If life gives you anime... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giovanni Gale Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 ...watch it to your hearts content. If life give you ten year old cranberry sauce... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empress Keiko Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 ...sue it. :laughingsmiley: If life doesn't give you anything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giovanni Gale Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 ...then sue it for false advertising. If life gives you cement... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empress Keiko Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 ...pour it over someone and call it a statue. If life says, "mooo..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giovanni Gale Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 ...then look for a bucket since you are thirsty! If life gives you tacos... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empress Keiko Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 ...Wear a sombrero and sell it in a mexican resturant. If life gives you plastic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giovanni Gale Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 ...then use it to make chaos. If life gives you mean words (Exp. @$%#^$%&)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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