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If life gives you lemons


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...make sure it isn't poisoned.

 

If life gives you a cactus...

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...spend it. Duh.

 

If life gives you a shoe...

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you thank them for returning your lost grandmother.

 

If life gives you a vintage car...

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Try driving on top of a lake. :P

 

If life wraps you in mummycloth...

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you devote your whole life to finding the daddycloth, but then when you're 49, you realise what a silly mistake you made.

 

If life gives you a free paint brush...:O

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...squeal with joy and hope it's a good color.

 

If life gives you a piggy bank...

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Swing it around recklessly.

 

If life give you maple syrup...

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..use it, smelly!

 

If life gives you 4-6 years in prison...

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...give life a jail sentence of 7-9 years.

 

If life gives you fish...

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...paint it grey then eat it.

 

If life gives you a smiley...

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...use it against the pant devil

 

If life gives you anime...

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...sue it. :laughingsmiley:

 

If life doesn't give you anything...

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...pour it over someone and call it a statue.

 

If life says, "mooo..."

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...Wear a sombrero and sell it in a mexican resturant.

 

If life gives you plastic...

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