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If life gives you lemons


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...hope its not expensive.

 

If life gives you waffles...

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...use it as a hairstyling product.

 

If life gives you a mouse...

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...throw it at the snowager.

 

If life gives you a yo-yo...

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...spray it with a sanitizer.

 

If life gives you a smile...

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... shriek with joy and then give it to me. :P (kidding)

 

If life won't stop burping...

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... Then hold a grudge against it.

 

If life likes cheese...

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...then blackmail it.

 

If life gives you soda...

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...jump on them and go to saturn.

 

If life takes your hair...

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...put it in your desk at school so you don't have to learn.

 

If life gives you shen gong wu...

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...bungee jump off of it.

 

If life likes your hat...

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...sell it on ebay.

 

If life says hi...

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...rewrite the script to make it say lemons.

 

If life give you an ice lolly...

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...stick them up your nose.

 

If life calls up death...

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