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'Cause they can't lay babies.

 

Where do babies come from?

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Baby paintbrushes.

 

How do you win the lottery?

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by being lucky

 

How do you turn on a light swich?

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By flicking it.

 

Why does cheese taste good??

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Personally, it doesn't, unless its on pizza or a grilled cheese, but other than that and a few other things, its BAD.. Cold Cheese is the worst

 

How do you tell time?

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adam who? (lol)

 

How do you answer the phone?

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PEPSI!!!!!!

 

How do you turn on the TV?

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Press the BIIIIIIIG red button.

 

WHere's the soda?

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In the store ;)

 

What's an alarm clock?

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A clock that scares you at 6 AM every morning.

 

What is a nose?

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something that drips yellow-greenish stuff out of it (lol)

 

What do you do if there is a fire?

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Panic and run in circles.

 

WHere'd the calculator go?

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Duh, in my backpack for my next math test, sshhhhhh.

 

What happens if you stick your finger in an eletric socket?

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You go all tingly. ^_^

 

WHy did the iPod cross the raod?

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I don't know why did it?

 

Which of the following do cats like the best:

-Jumping

-Scratching

-Biteing

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All three.

 

Why did the toy run up the wall?

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because it was wound too much

 

Why do cars move?

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Gravity

 

Why does fire burn? Why not freeze?

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