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*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 609 out of 1000.

Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

 

King Skarl hands you:

 

Raw Potato

 

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Uh Oh... Now you've done it!

 

King Skarl Says:

That was the worst joke ever! I only give it 285 out of 1000!

Leave my kingdom now! *Grrrrrrrr*

 

 

Hmmm... I'd get out of here if I were you.

 

That's the second time I got that in a few weeks, when I've been a member for 6 years and never gotten it up til now. Is it a new one?

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Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.

 

King Skarl Says:

*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 666 out of 1000.

Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

 

King Skarl hands you:

 

Cup of Water

 

He also hands you 58 Neopoints!

 

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Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.

 

King Skarl Says:

*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 702 out of 1000.

Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

 

King Skarl hands you:

 

Blackened Banana

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Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.

 

King Skarl Says:

*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 643 out of 1000.

Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

 

King Skarl hands you:

 

Tasty Turnip Tartar

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He also gives you 102 Neopoints!

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Wow, this is the first time this happened for me!

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King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

 

Q: What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?

A: You can't Fire ummagine !

 

 

Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.

 

King Skarl Says:

*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 732 out of 1000.

Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

 

King Skarl hands you:

 

Sludge Pie

 

He also gives you 146 Neopoints!

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King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

 

Q: Why ?

A: You !

 

 

Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.

 

King Skarl Says:

*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 628 out of 1000.

Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

 

King Skarl hands you:

 

Bag of Peas

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Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

 

King Skarl Says: Well, thanks for trying...

I'll give you 610 Neopoints for the effort (including a x10 bonus since I'm feeling nice today).

 

Well, that's a new one (for me).

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King Skarl Says:

*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 616 out of 1000.

Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

 

King Skarl hands you:

 

Tasty Turnip Tartar

 

He also gives you 134 Neopoints!

 

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King Skarl Says:

*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 676 out of 1000.

Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

 

King Skarl hands you:

 

Sludge Pie

 

He also gives you 126 Neopoints!

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King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

 

Q: What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?

A: !

 

 

You've done it! King Skarl is in hysterics!

 

King Skarl Says:

*hehehehehe* That was a really great joke! I give it a 831 out of 1000.

You're brilliant! You must take this gift from me.

 

King Skarl hands you:

 

Golden Stalk

Chunky Meaty Stew

 

 

He also gives you 337 Neopoints!

 

 

Something Has Happened!

You are now eligible to use 'Blumaroo Court Jester' as an avatar on the NeoBoards!

 

I really didn't think that would work!!!

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I got the avatar today!!!!!!! :D

*is super excited*

 

King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

 

Q: What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?

A: When They're protected by a orb of Flight Attendant on a stick !

 

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You've done it! King Skarl is in hysterics!

 

King Skarl Says:

*hehehehehe* That was a really great joke! I give it a 795 out of 1000.

You're brilliant! You must take this gift from me.

 

King Skarl hands you:

 

food_kinggoldstalk.gif

Golden Stalk

 

He also gives you 363 Neopoints!

 

 

Something Has Happened!

jester.gifYou are now eligible to use 'Blumaroo Court Jester' as an avatar on the NeoBoards!

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Man this dude is one tough cookie to crack (up) hahahahha

 

King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

 

Q: What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?

A: You offering them a necklace of robot Candy Vampire sandwiches!

 

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King

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On my first time today:

 

King Skarl Says:

*hehehehehe* That was a really great joke! I give it a 756 out of 1000.

You're brilliant! You must take this gift from me.

 

King Skarl hands you:

 

Skarl Kebab

 

He also gives you 288 Neopoints!

 

 

Something Has Happened!

You are now eligible to use 'Blumaroo Court Jester' as an avatar on the NeoBoards!

 

Now I have all 3 King avatars. :D

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Q: How did the Baby Acara explore the Giant Omelette?

A: With a book of Tyrannian 101 !

 

Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.

 

King Skarl Says:

*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 631 out of 1000.

Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

 

food_potatoe.gif Raw Potato

 

 

& Today's:

 

Q: What did the Halloween Chia say to the Battle Faerie?

A: Babaa !

 

King Skarl Says: Well, thanks for trying...

I'll give you 64 Neopoints for the effort.

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Q: desert ?

A: dark dark dark nova !

 

 

Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.

 

King Skarl Says:

*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 715 out of 1000.

Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

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You've done it! King Skarl is in hysterics!

 

King Skarl Says:

*hehehehehe* That was a really great joke! I give it a 757 out of 1000.

You're brilliant! You must take this gift from me.

 

King Skarl hands you:

 

Golden Stalk

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He also gives you 619 Neopoints!

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King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

 

Q: What can you do if you're a school of Baby Aisha for a need at Agent 00 Hog?

A: By don't by a amulet of aubergine Baraga Brucicle bomberries!

 

 

Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.

 

King Skarl Says:

*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 609 out of 1000.

Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

 

King Skarl hands you:

 

Sludge Pie

 

He also gives you 102 Neopoints!

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King Skarl Says:

That was the worst joke ever! I only give it 291 out of 1000!

Leave my kingdom now! *Grrrrrrrr*

 

 

Something Has Happened!

You are now eligible to use 'Skarl - Moody' as an avatar on the NeoBoards!

 

Hooray new avatar! :laughingsmiley: Now if he'd only crack up the next time I tell him the fierce Peophins joke...

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King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

 

Q: What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?

A: An carrying a deck of avocado Ballet Candychan brushes!

 

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

 

King Skarl Says: Well, thanks for trying...

I'll give you 43 Neopoints for the effort.

 

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King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...

 

Q: What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?

A: An carrying a deck of avocado Ballet Candychan brushes!

 

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

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EEEEEK!!!!! :D

 

 

You've done it! King Skarl is in hysterics!

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King Skarl Says:

*hehehehehe* That was a really great joke! I give it a 803 out of 1000.

You're brilliant! You must take this gift from me.

 

King Skarl hands you:

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Chicken Leg Wing

 

He also gives you 499 Neopoints!

 

Something Has Happened! jester.gif You are now eligible to use 'Blumaroo Court Jester' as an avatar on the NeoBoards!

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