Protect the Carrot

[Sirrus]

Here is a carrot.

Now make sure the Meepits don't take it.

RULES AND HOW IT WORKS

1. You can't kill or brutally injure the Meepits so that we don't get sued.

2. No eating the carrot.

3. One person tries to find a way to protect the carrot, then the next person tries to find a flaw in the last person's plan to protect the carrot. Then the person who noted the flaw tries to find a good way to defend it.

I'll start:

Sirrus puts a carrot out in the middle of no where. Hungry Meepits start to move towards it.

[losorlaugh]

Losorlaugh jumps out from behind the meepits to scare them away.

[Domino]

Flaw: The meepits split up, attacking losorlaugh AND the carrot.

Solution: Domino grabs the trusty can of MEEPIT REPELLENT.

[Spritzie]

Flaw: The Meepit Repellent makes Domino sneeze and after it dissipates, the Meepits are back after the carrot.

Solution: Spritzie puts a small mesh case over the carrot.

[Domino]

Flaw: The Meepits quickly gnaw through the case.

Solution: Domino gets out her light saber.

[shadows4fairy]

Flaw: The meepits whip out THEIR light sabers and an epic battle ensues. However, they do have strength in numbers...

Solution: Lure the meepits away from the holy carrot with JUICE.

[karmacow]

Flaw: The juice strengthens the meepits and energizes them.

Solution: Dig a mote around the carrot!

[Love23Bug]

Flaw: Meepits are excellent diggers. They start quickly digging under the moat.

Solution: EARTHQUAAAAAAKE! Jump up and down so the tunnels collapse, trapping the meepits inside.

[shadows4fairy]

Flaw: The earthquake caused by the jumping only affected half the area around the carrot and the meepits in the other half are dangerously close to stealing the carrot.

Solution: Quickly swap the carrot with a lookalike twin plushie and hide the real carrot in Faerieland~

[Domino]

Flaw: The meepits see you, and walkie-talkie their Meepit friends in Faerieland.

Solution: Domino swiped the batteries from their walkie talkies.

[Swim freak]

flaw: Domino drops the batteries which the meepits pick up an put back into walkie-talkies

Solution: Swim freak hides carrot in locked suitcase (made of steel) and puts it deep in the Moltara caves

[Domino]

Flaw: Meepits are Magma proof!!! A whole army of glowing, red-hot meepits emerges.

Solution: Domino uses her pocket-fire-extinguisher.

[shadows4fairy]

Flaw: Domino mistook her confetti cannon for the fire extinguisher and only managed to make the meepits scarier-looking.

Solution: Shadows4fairy sends in a band of NINJAS! to protect the carrot.

[Love23Bug]

Flaw: The ninjas appear in the nick of time...but OH NO! They're MEEPIT NINJAS! Great, now we have magma and ninja meeptis...

 

Solution: We bring in our secret weapon against the meepits...NINJA FEEPITS!

[shadows4fairy]

Flaw: It starts raining banana peels and all the ninja feepits slip and fall. (to oblivion muahaha :P)

Solution: Play a popular meepit lullaby to make all the meepits fall asleep. Then we transport the carrot to the National Neopian Bank and lock the carrot in their deepest and most secretive security box.

 

(i love finding flaws in things xD)

[dancegal357]

Flaw: The people who were supposed to transport them fell asleep too

 

Solution: Blast a Lady Gaga song that makes the meepits start to dance, then trap them in an electrified cage.

[shadows4fairy]

Flaw: There is a blackout! The meepits swarm out of the electrified cages and go after the carrot again ;3

Solution: Carrot's still in the security box :whistle:

[dancegal357]

Flaw: the whistling noise you just created distracted the meepits from the hypnotising "Poker Face" song.

Solution: stop whistling and put the carrot in a steel box

[shadows4fairy]

Flaw: The Nobel prize-winning Meepit creates a solution that corrodes the steel box and as they reach for it...

 

Solution: Paint the carrot cloud and then throw it up into the skies. The meepits will never find it! xD

 

 

 

And btw...."the whistling noise you just created distracted the meepits from the hypnotising "Poker Face" song" ....if Poker Face was already distracting the meepits, and u distract them "from" that, doesn't that make them go back to their original intent to steal the carrot? Not really a flaw ;p unless you mean it further distracts them....

 

Does twice distraction = one lost soul, or one focused?

 

*ponders*

 

edit: sorry, my thoughts just get carried away sometimes 0:)

Edited April 3, 2010 by shadows4fairy

[Love23Bug]

Flaw: When painting the carrot, you missed the tip. So now there is a bright orange dot in the middle of the sky for meepits all over Neopia to spot...

 

Solution: The meepits aren't quite smart enough to figure out what it is yet. Their scientists have determined it to be a star.

[losorlaugh]

Flaw: The Meepit Scientists look closer at the orange dot and notice that it's the carrot

 

Solution: The meepit's havn't yet got the technology to fly yet.

[shadows4fairy]

Flaw: After months of research, the meepits develop the MeepMobile, capable of underwater, land, AND air travel. And it even comes with other nifty gadgets that are totally not stolen from Batman. :whistle:

 

Solution: The faeries band together to save the carrot and have secreted it away into their mystical kingdom that is impossible to enter when you're not a faerie.

[dancegal357]

Flaw: the meepits paint each other faerie

 

Solution: put the carrot in the hidden tower (the meepits arent rich enough to get it(: )

[shadows4fairy]

Flaw: A thunderstorm forces the hidden tower to close for maintenance and the meepits sneak in.

 

Solution: A faerie guard forgot his wand at work and went back to get it and saw the meepits in the process. He calls for backup.

[losorlaugh]

Flaw: The meepits shut off all communications to outside the tower.

 

Solution: The faerie guard gathers the carrot and flies off with it to Lutari Island. Which the meepits don't know what is.