-Ryan Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 Basically, you just find a way to blame Viacom for everything. Example: 1st person: Why do we have eclipses? 2nd person: Becaue Viacom bought a light bulb company and put out the sun so people would have to get light bulbs to see. Why is the sky blue? 3rd person: Because Viacom were trying to paint the sky but were too lazy to finish so they just used the cheapest color they could find to cover the whole sky. Why do sheep exsist? Ect... So yeah, i'll start. Why are basket balls round? Quote
stephie23 Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 because viacom bought up the rights for the square basketballs Quote
-Ryan Posted August 20, 2009 Author Posted August 20, 2009 Because Viacom deleted your question due to the fact that it was one of the worst mitakes they've ever made. Why do cows say moo? Quote
stephie23 Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 because viacom removed their talking collars, and now thats all they can say. Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland greenie? :P Quote
-Ryan Posted August 20, 2009 Author Posted August 20, 2009 Because they bought all the giftshops in Greenland and Iceland and they swapped the names so people would be more interested about that and go there, then they tell everyone that there's a "You have to spend atleast $50 a day law" Why do I love squirrel so much? Quote
tylerweeksthe3rd Posted August 20, 2009 Posted August 20, 2009 becuse viacom bought your mind and brainwashed you into beliving you like squirrels why does 1+1=2 Quote
-Ryan Posted August 20, 2009 Author Posted August 20, 2009 Because Viacom did a survey and found that people liked 2 better than 11. Why do birds fly? Quote
stephie23 Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 because viacom banned them from walking. why can't penguins fly!? Quote
-Ryan Posted August 21, 2009 Author Posted August 21, 2009 Becuase penguin populations were increasing quickly and affecting beach profits for Viacom so they injected them with poison that makes there wings numb. Quote
Masaryk Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 Because Viacom found that people were catching on to the whole "change-your-font-colour-to-match-the-background-to-hide-text" thing, so they started using invisible fonts for questions. Why is it raining today? Quote
stephie23 Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 because viacom commandeered the sun to use in their evil experiments requiring mass amounts of solar energy. why did the sky turn many different shades tonight? (grey, dark grey, black, red, orange, purple, dark purple)... Quote
Lion Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 Because Viacom put food colouring in the sky. Why do I like cheese? Quote
-Ryan Posted August 21, 2009 Author Posted August 21, 2009 Because cheese is something that was taking up spaces in the Viacom food storages and they forced you to like cheese so you'd buy it. Quote
Masaryk Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 because Viacom ordered your squirrel minions to steal your question. Why some cats have extra toes? Quote
-Ryan Posted August 21, 2009 Author Posted August 21, 2009 Because Viacom bought pets-mart and the more interesting cats are, the more likely they'll be bought. Why are my squirrel minions currently PWNing your face? Quote
stephie23 Posted August 21, 2009 Posted August 21, 2009 because they are no longer your squirrel minions, your account has been frozen for safety reasons, and your squirrels have been confiscated. I do not want to go to work today :( why is that? Quote
Masaryk Posted August 22, 2009 Posted August 22, 2009 because Viacom has released an airborne sedative into the ventilation system of homes everywhere, so that people are more likely to stay home and watch TV. Why do doughnuts have holes in the middle? Quote
Noog Posted August 22, 2009 Posted August 22, 2009 Because viacom bought copyrights on doughnut middles. Why is there global warming? Quote
-Ryan Posted August 22, 2009 Author Posted August 22, 2009 Well, Viacom needed somewhere to put all the radioactive junk and dead things that they did "tests" on. Why are pokemon cool? Quote
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