Meeptroid Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Oh, goody! There is a rabid pack of wolves in that pool over there! *Jumps into pool* Tickle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy! Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 *watches as wolves glare menacingly at Metroid, teeth bared* Ummm...Methinks we should stay away from that pool, but suit yourself, Metriod... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeptroid Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 *Pokes alpha wolf* Fuzzy wolf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy! Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Why don't you give it a big hug Metroid! Make sure to look it straight in the eye with a challenging look! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini-Chan Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 LOL *changed to cooling cookies and cream ice cream pool* (not really a pool but i can sit and eat, right? xD) *also watches metroid poke the alpha wolf* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anime Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 *sweatdrop* *calls someone* Hi, Idiots for you? Yes, our current idiot is poking an alpha wolf in a pool.... Uh-huh. .... Yes, one Metroid, model 7.9, be sure it looks like the 7.6 version we have now. .... Yes, the green one. .... Yes, we'll call it an upgrade. .... No, he's not dead. Yet. .... Yes, we'll need the personality and memory from the current one .... Yes, rush delivery. .... I'll pay in cash when we get it. .... $500? Good, good. .... Thank you. *hangs up* Well. We have a new one on order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeptroid Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 *Gets torn apart by the alpha wolf* You flippin' pwned me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anime Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 *doorbell rings* Delivery guy: I'm here with a Metroid, version 7.9 to uprade the 7.6 one currently being attacked. It'll take 5 minutes to get the memories and such into this one. Me: Thanks. Delivery guy: *gets the now almost dead Metroid, takes out his memory and personality programs, and out them in the new model* This thing will take 28 time the beating as this guy. And he has an 'updated' pun program. Me: Thanks. *gives $500* *deleviry guy leaves* Me: *turns on new Metroid 7.9* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeptroid Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Anime! *Tackles* I have an updated pun program! Punny, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anime Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Maybe the pun packge wasn;t the best idea.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeptroid Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 I feel all new and rejuvinated! *Flies around Anime* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empress Keiko Posted January 22, 2007 Author Share Posted January 22, 2007 *breaks metroid's shell* *takes out old Keiko-ware* *calls someone* Hello? Yes, I need the new Keiko-ware?...yes, I'll hold.....okay, My Keiko ware doesn't work with Metroid 7.9....when will it be here?.....two seconds?....how much is it?.....wow...are you sure?...I'll haggle...fine....I'll get it for 888 dollars...your at my door?...cool *gets Keiko ware and puts it in Metroid* Now with more Metroid Fearing Keiko syndrome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy! Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 *dives into strawberry-lime smoothie pool to avoid Metroid's puns* T-t-t-tasty! But c-c-c-cold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini-Chan Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 LOL i dont have anything to upgrade! :3 *eats ice cream* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeptroid Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 *Gasp* Keiko! NOOOOOO!!!! *Runs away from Keiko and dives in toxic waste pool* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini-Chan Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Director: Come on people, we got to newscast this! Get in your places, hurry! The show starts in 3..2..1...Go! Mini: Hello, I am Mini, here on Metroid Vs. Keiko, to inform you of the current event happening right here live! *camera follows metroid as he dives into toxic waste pool* Mini: Will Keiko follow Metroid in the toxic waste pool? Or will she wait for him to come out? How long can he stay in there! So many questions to be answered, and now we have to wait...until then, good bye! Cyas laters! Director: CUT! That was awesome, now let's watch! Cameraman, keep recording! We'll need this for the next time we air! Here, I bought these on the way *passes chips around and other junk food* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy! Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 *watches newscast on an underwater TV* *grabs snorkel* Much better! :snorkle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini-Chan Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 LOL Mini: I'm glad that we have viewers even underwater! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anime Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 *watches on high def TV* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empress Keiko Posted January 23, 2007 Author Share Posted January 23, 2007 Keiko: You can't stay in there forever Metroid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeptroid Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 Metroid: *Gurgle gurgle blub blub* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empress Keiko Posted January 24, 2007 Author Share Posted January 24, 2007 Keiko: Metroid, I've got pie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeptroid Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 Metroid: *Jumps out of Toxic Waste pool* Yummy! *Grabs knife and fork* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empress Keiko Posted January 24, 2007 Author Share Posted January 24, 2007 Keiko: Yes! *pie mutates into....a bomb* Would you like some apple pie with this?!?!?!?! *throws bomb pie at metroid* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy! Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 *bomb squad rushes in* *Mini's newscast's station's rival station's newscast rushes in* Foxy: We are here live at a Chinese banquet, where it has been reported that a bomb has mutated from a pie, and is in the process of being thrown. And, now to the weather! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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