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Chinese Banquet of the Pwnful People!


Empress Keiko

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Phew, finally. *runs to egg drop soup* I can eat some soup in peace. *Fire alarm sounds* Aww...

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NO! No, no,no, that won't be neccesary, why don't we just go back to swimming. There's a new pool full of hotsauce and another of milk.

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Do I?

 

Not on the word game forums.

 

*Throws a diamond *fake* at Metroid* I HATE YOUR VOICE A LOT-O! o_0

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This couldn't get much worse...

Can you ryhme in reverse?

I can't, so it doesn't help.

Stop rhyming or I'll make you yelp!

 

xDDDD

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xDDDDDDDDDDDDD Yeah! I locked up Metroid into a um...solitary confinement!

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*magically builds a bathroom in the cell* That's better! Oh wait...

 

The banquet will always be cute!

That's something you shouldn't dispute.

You stay in the cell cause your crazy,

and you mmind is becoming hazy.

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Thanks for the bathroom. That was just what I needed!

But getting out of this cell was something I pleaded.

Now, if you were to release me, you would surely me rewarded.

Such as getting a new bike, or something else can be sorted.

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Why would I let you out?

When you speak I wanna shout!

Are you always oh so weird?

it's like you grew a foot long beard!

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I was just keeping gaurd of Metroid's cell. The food is whereever you want it to be.

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We also have gostkercheif waiters! They're a new addition.

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*runs to a waiter* K, can I have two tangerines, a tangelo, a navel orange, a mandrain orange, and fried possum on a stick with extra rabies?

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*Uses inner superhuman powers to break out of the cell* YAARRRGGG!!!

Okay, everyone! I'm the new chief that will most likely be fired REALLY soon.

*Gostkercheif waiter comes up* Two tangerines, a tangelo, a navel orange, a mandrain orange, and fried possum on a stick with extra rabies? Sure thing! *Gets out the two tangerines, a tangelo, a navel orange, and a mandarain orange and places them in a bowl.* Now it's time for the possum! *Finds a randomly dead possum and fries it* Now for the extra rabies! Hmmm.... where could I find rabies....

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Well, just look in Metroid's head- it's full of lots of stuff- probly has rabies somewhere in there. *runs over and looks inside Metroid's head* yup, lots of rabies!

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