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FIne... commit sucide... I;m leaving to fix Morgan....

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Suicide? Since when was I going to commit suicide? All I was going to do was jump in this here pool of acid to retrieve a lost pair of tongs. Does that sound dangerous to you? It's not like I'm insane or anything. I'm perfectly normal!

Men in white coats burst in the room.

 

First man: Greetings Metroid. It says on your record that you are mentally insane.

 

Second man: That's why you have to come with us so we can bring you to the "Happy Home"

 

Third man: We even brought you a gift. Here, try it on.

 

Awesome! My very own straight jacket! Hehehehe... *chuckles turn into distorted laughter* HAHEHAHEHAHEHAE! *Distorted laughter turns into maniacle insane laughter* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :S

Erm.... May I have an eggroll to go?

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Sure. *wraps up an eggrolll* *gives* Don't hit you're head on the low banister!

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Sure thi- Ouch! That was shockingly painful! *Walks with the men to the "Happy Home"* Oh yeah, may I have the Rare Limited Edition Super Deluxe Mini-Morgan Action Figure to play with when I'm there?

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Erm, no, I have to get her back in Morgan;s haed, but you can have this other even rarer Keiko action figure.

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Awesome! *Goes to the "Happy Home"*

 

Man: Hello Metroid. My name is Man. I'll be your teacher today. I'm going to help you recover from your insanity.

 

Metroid: Durrrrr.....

 

Man: Erm... yes, I'll help you with that too. Now, what's one plus one?

 

Metroid: May I eat my eggroll?

 

Man: No.

 

*Man slaps the eggroll out of Metroid's hand*

 

Metroid: You killed my eggroll! You are a food murderer!

 

Man: *Note to Self: Give Metroid the "Special Treatment" later* Okay Metroid, how's everyone doing at TheDailyNeopets Forums?

 

Metroid: Me think they all crazy!

 

Man: Right...

 

Metroid: I know! I'm always right! If you don't mind, I'll be playing with my Ultra Rare Super Mega Deluxe TotaKeiko Action Figure!

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*in the hospital room at the Banquet...*

 

Ok, I'm alomst done. Mini-Morgan is in her place in Morgan's head, and I'm getting it sealed back up....

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Sure. *gives another eggroll* *finishes fixing Morgan*

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Yummy! *Runs back to "Happy Home"*

 

Man: Why are you hyper?

 

Metroid: Why are you mean?

 

Man: I asked you first.

 

Metroid: Nuh uh!

 

Man: Don't be immature.

 

Metroid: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

 

*Metroid slaps Man*

 

Man: What does Anime think of you?

 

Metroid: She thinks I'm super smart!

 

Man: It's not nice to lie.

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He has a point you know. I think he's INSANE.

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Man: Anime, would you like to describe Metroid in a sentence or two?

 

Metroid: You spelt "Two" wrong. It's spelt tooooooo.

 

Man: Spell? I'm talking to you.

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I'd be glad to describe him. He's an isane nutcase with a death wish.

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Metroid: I swear, that Anime is hilarious!

 

Man: She's telling the truth.

 

Metroid: Liar.

 

Man: No, truth.

 

Metroid: Tooth!

 

Man: Grrrr..... Anime, would you like the honor to put Metroid in a locked up cell in the Banquet. If i get any closer to him, I might strangle him.

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I'd be glad to. *drags Metroid to the speical cell and locks him in* That cell have 92 hidden locks.

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Ahhh man! Guess the only thing to pass my time is to sing a cheesey made up song.

 

Oh I hope I am released!

I like bread that's made with yeast!

A lion can be quite a beast!

Anime me will not let me join the feast!

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*stuffs and eggroll in Metrod's mouth then puts tape over his mouth*

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Mrmph! Mrmph! Mrmphhhhh!

(I guess I can sing in my head)

 

(Anime stuffed food in my face!

I can really sense it's taste!

But the tape tastes like paste!)

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All in favor of pushing Metroid into the pool of acid say "I".

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Mrmph! Hrmph! Hrrrmph!

 

(Awww. You guys are soooo kind! I should sing a friendship song!)

 

(Everybody is my friend!

When I'm in trouble, a hand they'll lend!

Can someone pass me a smoothie blend?)

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*covers ears with hands* LA LA LA LA LA!!! I CAN'T HEAR THE SONG!!

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*Spits out eggroll*

*Ahem*

EVERYBODY LOVES MY VOICE!!!!

WHENEVER SOMEONE HAS TO SING!!!!!

I"M THEIR NUMBER ONE CHOICE!!!!!

MY VOICE NEVER STINGS!!!!

 

(Maybe if I sing a bit longer, they will go insane and release me from this cell)

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Well, then, two can play at this game!!

 

Metroid is singing

her voice keeps on ringing

I wish I were bringing

his doom this evening

bells are just dinging

inside my head!

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