Meeptroid Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 *Runs over to the locked door* Watching your favorite static TV show sure is hungry work. *Rams shoulder into door, smashing it down* So that's why it's called a shoulder "blade"!
Foxy! Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 *Walks over to the egg drop soup.* Mmm. Soupy. *Accidentaly takes heaping soupful of hot hot hot sauce and drinks it* *Screams and runs in circles*
Anime Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 *douses the fire in foxy's mough with yougurt* Dairy products work better than water or soda. ...unless ypu're lactose and tolerant....
Meeptroid Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 *Runs in the room with the working TV and turns on a channel that doesn't get signal* Yipee! *Cracks open a fortune cookie* Hmmm... it says that I will ignore this fortune and throw it behind my back. Pssh, what kind of fortune is that? *Throws fortune behind back and completely ignores it*
Foxy! Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Thanks anime... *Takes the egg drop soup and drinks it, completely forgetting that it is flippin hot.* OH NOT AGAIN!! *screams and runs in circles again, this time with third degree burns on the tounge and roof of mouth* *drinks previously unnoticed healing water* Oh, thats better!
The Nova ROX Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Keiko!! Keiko! I was looking at the guest list, and you spelled my name wrong! :crying: By the way, do you have a TV that works? *glances at metroid watching static*
Foxy! Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Mmm. Static. *begins watching* Aww, I'm bored! I'm gonna go and peel some tagerines. Keiko, where are the tangerines and tangelos?
Anime Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Yeah. The working TV is over there. *points* Erm.. I think I saw some in the closet....
Meeptroid Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 *Is still staring blankly at the TV static, until a working channel comes on all of a sudden* TV BROKEDED! o_O *Takes out giant sledgehammer and smashes the top of the TV just enough to lose the signal and make it go back to static* Yay, now I get to see if Mr. Static will win on "The Electrifying Game Show!"
Anime Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Ok then... let's keep him away from the good TV....
Foxy! Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 *runs to closet, and finds navel oranges* CURSES! *runs to tangrine section* Yay, tangerines! *begins peeling*
Anime Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 o_O ok then.... I'll just be over here... with the semi-sane people....
Foxy! Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Does that include moi? *pops a tangerine slice into mouth* Mmm. Tangerines.
Anime Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Actually I was getting away from you, the fruit peeler...
Foxy! Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Oh, I guess I should take my mediene, then, so I don't obbsessively peel tangerines. *Gulps down pills* Oh, I'm mellow now. *giggles*
Meeptroid Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 *Still Staring at static TV!* My eyes feel dry. *Grabs the nearest liquid (which is lemon juice) and splashes into eyes. Two and a half seconds later...* MY EYESSSSSS!!!
Anime Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Oh, for goodness sake! *takes Metroid to the eyewash station* Hey, with about 8 nutcases running around yhere, you have to have one.
Empress Keiko Posted October 29, 2006 Author Posted October 29, 2006 Um...metroid? There are 20 tvs in this buffet and evryone is on the static channel can we please change one? I'll give you lime juice!
Anime Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 That's likely. And you can't break the rules. We just messed around in the staff chat that one times.
Meeptroid Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 Oh, for goodness sake! *takes Metroid to the eyewash station* Hey, with about 8 nutcases running around yhere, you have to have one. Gee, thanks! *Rinses eyes out with water* All this commotion is making me hungry. *Grabs a bucket of popcorn and runs over to watch the Static Station* Um...metroid? There are 20 tvs in this buffet and evryone is on the static channel can we please change one? I'll give you lime juice! Sure. I'll be over in that corner watching the Static Station.
Empress Keiko Posted October 29, 2006 Author Posted October 29, 2006 Wait! Don't eat that popcorn! It's mine! *Tackles Metroid* I put extra butter on it. That makes it nummy.
Meeptroid Posted October 29, 2006 Posted October 29, 2006 *Jumps up, grabs popcorn, and runs over to the TV in the corner to watch the Static Station. Then pours more melted butter on it* Now it's extra nummy popcorn! :jerrypteri:
Empress Keiko Posted October 29, 2006 Author Posted October 29, 2006 :jerrypteri: Fine, i don't want the popcorn anyway. I dropped a screw or two in the butter especially for you. Now it's metal butter! :P
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