Jingle

Will we be able to have more than one room? Or will we be able to separate that one large room into many smaller rooms with some kind of walls?

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You magically pop out of the solidifying magma, and proceed in running around screaming 'I'M ON FIRE!!!'. Do you:

A. Eat off your burning limbs?

B. Try to revive your pet Velociraptor-to-English dictionary?

C. Scream "NOOO! NOT THE DICTIONARY!"?

D. Forget about the poor dictionary and stop, drop and roll on top of the Velociraptor?

^ No... Yes? Mabye.

< I wish I had better brain-puttage-togetherage skills!

v Do you wish you were a guy with a large brown fro named Jollip?

Scary sister rides a speedy Chopper while reading something online which is like that random horrible scary cheesecake monster that has one-hundred different flavours of petpets for my ghost chias to fart around happily with squeals like the fat pig named Oinky Poinky which have no more colorful legs that dance like ladybugs eating purple toenails belonging to monsters and aliens ziggy piggy friends with purple ponies poking anything in blue overalls with sapphire cheese that plans to eat intelligent petpets but zoos never allow unicorns eat monkeys and they aren't poofy psychotic things destroying air faerie and fire faeries staffs nu-uh but queen Fyora had a big cookie that was used wrecklessly for demolishing archaic artifacts arrogantly because the evil mahogany patio fancies destroying eatable plants which strangle tiny horrible grilled calamari skin that swim undetected most times throughout the Maraquan whirlpool devouring old fat fish with stinky expired license so that Fyora could dance happily with mental Kau goths Jack Sparrow hired me unhappily to swab his filthy Captain's quarters while wearing a hideous frock of dung and pearls served with stuff from the horrible monster known as the Blob-of-sushi served with escargots platters and smelly tofu from Shenkuu which really smells extremely muffin-like under water but above with rotten diaper smell they shall explode in 3-2-1 and lift-off in T- minus ten, which has been cancelled due to smell air waste in the sea-like ocean where sea octopuses play tag while enjoying popsicles that purpley-orange and taste like VOMIT from a Moehog That ate cookies while dancing and playing with Tipem the pink meepit, which isn't dancing the Marcarena with fifty lobsters babies so that caused destruction in a giant toilet filled with pudding and chewy toothpaste that tasted like dead skunk unfortunately so delicious maniacs always puke mesos junk on me for taking away popcorn from Ian because he ignored the crazy chimpanzee that always meows at the bored moon for 10 days on the back of a humped camel that goes somewhere and eats blue mustard with rocksalt banana pies filled with coconut cream doughnuts colored rainbow raindrops to Neopia Space catnip that taste of chicken quiches and twelve huge honey coated walnuts spawned three-thousand flaming arrows that always peirced raw KFC Snackers and tacos resulting in tons of delicious metroids snacks with cheesey puns like Metroid pudding mix dipped in a pleasant piles of dung piles upon petpets palace on metroid who broke the pudding mold of slime while eating disgusting bits of mutant yooyu ball ice-cream with bits of Chocolate flakey bits introduce some yogo filled chocolate ropes which talk like giant crazy mothballs all hopped up on sugary sugar goodness and chocolate cake that is jumping up and down with excitement because it is going so well that elephants began trumpeting very annoyingly at the lazy meepits who annihilated the huge, fat eyeball stalkers are the farting, unusual blue koi that feed on bits of dark cookies which explode on the pink candy coloured feepits nose that smells disgustingly seasoned with black pepper and toxic waste along Pikachu and COWculators to the highest coo-coo-cachoo that poops on Barney and smells disgustingly good as Kalamari served with egg fried noodles made from the nursery of rhyming turkies sitting beside a lump of turd that went berserk because pointy

Pinnochio!

I'm not mad at you Meeptroid! You're still the master of all that is poem. =)

I wouldn't have guessed the inverted numbers thing after Motormouth tried all of them and said they didn't work, anyway.

Oh, and I'm still part of the NQFBCBA squad! 'Cause I tried to help, even with my buffalo wing flavoured fingers.

Good job to all those who completed and worked on the puzzle, and good job to all slightly misleading poetic peeps. =)

*sigh* I don't get to finish it... =(

It's 12:30am here, so I have to go... I look forward to finding out the answer!

Good luck on figuring it out! =)

Sorry Jingle, but I don't think your speech worked on me.

 

I've spent nearly all day at the computer trying to figure out this plot. I'm getting really tired now, and I'm about ready to quit all together.

Me too, me too. It's midnight here... And I just had the urge to make a poem out of that line.

I'm too tired to think. Another half hour and I'm done. =(

The answer lies beneath you,

Yet it's way over your head.

The puzzle is quite simple,

When you know what to shed.

 

Some things are lost,

Others are gained.

It should be quite obvious,

As to what you must obtain.

 

This hint of course,

Has quite a few keywords.

If you read it correctly,

You'll move ahead forward.

Yet another beautiful clue by the astounding Metroid!

And yet another moment of complete and utter confuzzleosity on my part.

Thanks, anyway!

I could ask many questions: why am I doing this? what is the answer? do I have to do my work for X1004?

 

*STRESSMONSTER*

 

meow.

Be the calm. Feel the calm. Eat the calm.

We're all having a stress monster right about now, and I have a feeling that I'll have to go to bed before I get this plot done,

But we can achieve great things! This plot will crumble under of hands, and we will triumph over all!

/motivational speech-likeness

I don't suppose they'll give out prizes for being 'pretty darn close', huh?

I wish... But I don't think so. =(

Oh great Metroid, master of all things plot and poem, could we please have another clue?

One with a little more specification? I'm not sure what, but... Please?

i was thinking ironic, as in "Meep" or "Haphazardly Insane"

Yeah! Like that.

And now I will proceed in ripping my hair out.

Your welcome!

I'm not quite sure if it really fits ironic, but it may make some people feel dumb for not knowing the answer.

Ahh... Okay.

I was thinking ironic, as in it was like "I'm thinking" or "give me the answer" or "lunchbag", or something just totally randomly THERE.

But I'm probably going to feel very dumb after this. =(

I have a feeling the answer to the riddle will be something very ironic. I can just feel it.

Meeptroid, could you please tell us if the answer is at least slightly ironic?

By the way, you've been a great help! Thank you!

There's always "Mucho Alike" which I like because "a lot alike" is the opposite of opposite.... haha.

That'd be a nice answer... ERRG! Why is this puzzle so logical when I don't want it to be logical!

Haha, thanks Jingle. I may have figured out that I seem to have a slight obsession with rhyming now.

But it's fun to put hints in riddles, so I'm content.

Indeed. There's nothing like confuzing people with random works of art. Good times...

But anyway, I think the unscrambling part of my brain hasn't been put back together yet!

Aww, great. Now my fingers taste like buffalo wings. I love buffalo wings.

The symbol throughout the plot,

Resmblance to a moon?

Not that it really matters,

Get back to the plot soon.

I love your sense-giving beautiful works of poetic art. =)

I'm back! I had buffalo wing flavoured chips and pop.

So now I'm ready to face the riddle!

And I'm not dizzy anymore.

Okay, so...

I think you guys are going wayy too deep into this thinking thing.

I don't think TDN would make the answer so absurd and complicated that we have to look for the opposite of potassium...

I'm thinking, find the Kalium Echo anagram, then find it's opposite.

Much easier than what you've been doing.

I think we're all waiting patiently for that next clue before we fry our brains some more (smoke coming out of ears)

It's a little too late for that...

I can smell burnt brains all across the forum!

Yeah, I'm out of ideas. Not that I had ideas to begin with... =(

Well it's a good thing I brought an umbrella! (see my avatar if you didn't notice) :snorkle:

Good thing indeed!

I might throw some of my brain chunks a Kalium Echo if I get angry.

And the chunks might go right through Kalium Echo to the forum...

So watch out!

Hey, everyone. I'm here alright. I'm about to post a nice big hint for all of you, so stay tuned. ;)

Oh please please please! Thank you, Thank you, Thank you. You are so great! <3

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I don't know. I wish Matt or Meeptroid or TJ were here. I could fall on my knees and cry all over their shoes.

That would be a sight! They'd have pretty soggy shoes...

Especially when I do it too.

Help... My brain blew up. It's raining brain chunks over here.

That's great number matching...

What do we do with that?

Ah, you've got to admit though, all of this is fun, eh?

Are you a crazy banana cake? O.o

Actually, you're right. This is fun. And strangely sociable.

But anyway, WE CAN DO THIS!

Put your heads together, and focus!

Now go back to the riddle: Opposites.

Where wouldn't we be without opposites?

Where are we with opposites?

*confuzzled herself*

Wow! I'm reading this, and all our posts sound like crazy rambling psyco think-too-hard theories.

Like what I'm doing to the word potassium is wayy beyond logical. Try and think simple.

Hmm...

Kalium Echo. Plus Numbers. Equals NEW THEORY! =)

EDIT: Nevermind. That doesn't work. And now I feel dizzy from computer screen sickness.