Kaito Dark

Sadly(for you^), the same idiot who wished to turn back time wishes for his second wish to be used up on making him rich and the third wish, to turn back time a few minutes. So Ant is still alive.

Ant dies due to immense happiness just because he was alive again.

Naaaa.

PEETA MELLARK.

Hey there! I'm Kaito Dark! :)

I've been on Neo for around 4 yrs or so and I've been changing my account ever since! :P

Oh, by the way, your Lookup's really pretty! :D

Welcome to the Forums! :D

Hey Kivu! I'm Kaito Dark.

Wow! 9 and a half years?!?! That IS such a looong time! I've been on Neo for only a few years, maybe around half of what you've been.

Welcome to the Forums! :D :D

Hey Eris! I'm Kaito Dark, call me whatever you want, though. :D

I've been on Neo for a few years.

I guarantee you'll live it here!

Oh and I like your Kacheek!!! :rolleyes_anim:

Scary men use axes to cut trees for their own bloody requirements and to gather required Kiko's noses and apples for a great feast so that they can eat my shorts and type of course and hoard random yooyus made by mixing Fyora's potions with Britney's Platypus's spears because that pneumenoultramicroscopicsilicovalcanoconiosis disease is highly *Squirrel!* contagious because it causes mysterious cases of Chickaroo and apparent reactions to Sodium Chloride plus Hydrogen gives H1N1 which was previously old but suddenly it rejuvenated and became so effective that piticent123 decided to eat JubJubs since he eats garlic and furry pants shaped like a wolverine with eyelashes that is hugely horrendous meaning that apocalyptic happenings will occur due to Dr. Who's animals that listened to music which had noisy treble sounding like banshees possessing elephants using Didgeridoo-48066 that is awesome because it scares Neoman in a place except that it zaps Neomysterion into an onion because he was known for demanding justice, generosity and loving too many ice-creams that contains chocolate onions which exploded into his acidic face disturbing many vital organs that reacts to hydrogenous bases non-acidicly which thus made Olive Thade transmogrify the Pteri into fried frog fishes thus making it a hugely ugly thing which eats many humongous microwaves like that stainless coffee that burns into pile of soots, dust and waxes that winds the sail round and down the Evil Bunny to open up to Zoanthrope madness that affects us humans due to combusting Pants in Tylon unless Superman rescues Mudkips that comes and bakes many chocolate muffins into ghost pumpkins which eventually exploded by combustion that are oozing Rainbow Fountain Magical Water which then drowned Ben even though he tried to swim away from the joker in the cardboard submarine while aliens invaded Switzerland chefs by brainwashing them using a crayonic paper deathray into cheesy steaks with mustard, corn, hippopotamus eggs, and pickles topped with unappealingly small polka-dotted pimples that contains timey microwaves which explode prior to historic quantization occurred during a calamity Golden Apple's birth when colonization increased the population of Meepits that could stare through people's bananas and eat brains and drink their saliva, also zap Gnorbus into asparagus and transform into exuberant Pingas such massive concerns about iniquitous behavior that consists flying around The Empire State Building with Draiks wearing overalls decorated with cucumbers and fruitfaces with long chins and ears that erects purple horns without needing Meepits' eyes to see souls and rainbows that glow shades of magenta and fluorescent lights which help crazy unwanted Zafie to draw Pokemon QWOPing a dalmatian with stripes on squeamish Magikarp that fight sailors and feet with chocolate bananas dipped in cream pie-charts that can feed Ryback some jobbers with shampoo and deodorant that is awesome faced and magical with no preservatives or dairy byproducts that's contagious and bodacious that can't be smelly and fragile or rusty tangerines infected, curses and flies should evacuate that Rayquaza Rapunzel hybrids Cinderella Cresselia into a Wigglytuff bacon and in orange juice with kids

*pops out of nowhere* Naw.

Crowbar?

Ah.

You guys are neglecting my presence! :P

HADUO! :D

No....we are losing....no....we are losing....

Scary men use axes to cut trees for their own bloody requirements and to gather required Kiko's noses and apples for a great feast so that they can eat my shorts and type of course and hoard random yooyus made by mixing Fyora's potions with Britney's Platypus's spears because that pneumenoultramicroscopicsilicovalcanoconiosis disease is highly *Squirrel!* contagious because it causes mysterious cases of Chickaroo and apparent reactions to Sodium Chloride plus Hydrogen gives H1N1 which was previously old but suddenly it rejuvenated and became so effective that piticent123 decided to eat JubJubs since he eats garlic and furry pants shaped like a wolverine with eyelashes that is hugely horrendous meaning that apocalyptic happenings will occur due to Dr. Who's animals that listened to music which had noisy treble sounding like banshees possessing elephants using Didgeridoo-48066 that is awesome because it scares Neoman in a place except that it zaps Neomysterion into an onion because he was known for demanding justice, generosity and loving too many ice-creams that contains chocolate onions which exploded into his acidic face disturbing many vital organs that reacts to hydrogenous bases non-acidicly which thus made Olive Thade transmogrify the Pteri into fried frog fishes thus making it a hugely ugly thing which eats many humongous microwaves like that stainless coffee that burns into pile of soots, dust and waxes that winds the sail round and down the Evil Bunny to open up to Zoanthrope madness that affects us humans due to combusting Pants in Tylon unless Superman rescues Mudkips that comes and bakes many chocolate muffins into ghost pumpkins which eventually exploded by combustion that are oozing Rainbow Fountain Magical Water which then drowned Ben even though he tried to swim away from the joker in the cardboard submarine while aliens invaded Switzerland chefs by brainwashing them using a crayonic paper deathray into cheesy steaks with mustard, corn, hippopotamus eggs, and pickles topped with unappealingly small polka-dotted pimples that contains timey microwaves which explode prior to historic quantization occurred during a calamity Golden Apple's birth when colonization increased the population of Meepits that could stare through people's bananas and eat brains and drink their saliva, also zap Gnorbus into asparagus and transform into exuberant Pingas such massive concerns about iniquitous behavior that consists flying around The Empire State Building with Draiks wearing overalls decorated with cucumbers and fruitfaces with long chins and ears that erects purple horns without needing Meepits' eyes to see souls and rainbows that glow shades of magenta and fluorescent lights which help crazy unwanted Zafie to draw Pokemon QWOPing a dalmatian with stripes on squeamish Magikarp that fight sailors and feet with chocolate bananas dipped in cream pie-charts that can feed Ryback some jobbers with shampoo and deodorant that is awesome faced and magical with no preservatives or dairy byproducts that's contagious and bodacious that can't be smelly and fragile or rusty tangerines infected, curses and flies should evacuate that Rayquaza Rapunzel hybrids Cinderella

Oh.

Yes.

Kaito?

Scary men use axes to cut trees for their own bloody requirements and to gather required Kiko's noses and apples for a great feast so that they can eat my shorts and type of course and hoard random yooyus made by mixing Fyora's potions with Britney's Platypus's spears because that pneumenoultramicroscopicsilicovalcanoconiosis disease is highly *Squirrel!* contagious because it causes mysterious cases of Chickaroo and apparent reactions to Sodium Chloride plus Hydrogen gives H1N1 which was previously old but suddenly it rejuvenated and became so effective that piticent123 decided to eat JubJubs since he eats garlic and furry pants shaped like a wolverine with eyelashes that is hugely horrendous meaning that apocalyptic happenings will occur due to Dr. Who's animals that listened to music which had noisy treble sounding like banshees possessing elephants using Didgeridoo-48066 that is awesome because it scares Neoman in a place except that it zaps Neomysterion into an onion because he was known for demanding justice, generosity and loving too many ice-creams that contains chocolate onions which exploded into his acidic face disturbing many vital organs that reacts to hydrogenous bases non-acidicly which thus made Olive Thade transmogrify the Pteri into fried frog fishes thus making it a hugely ugly thing which eats many humongous microwaves like that stainless coffee that burns into pile of soots, dust and waxes that winds the sail round and down the Evil Bunny to open up to Zoanthrope madness that affects us humans due to combusting Pants in Tylon unless Superman rescues Mudkips that comes and bakes many chocolate muffins into ghost pumpkins which eventually exploded by combustion that are oozing Rainbow Fountain Magical Water which then drowned Ben even though he tried to swim away from the joker in the cardboard submarine while aliens invaded Switzerland chefs by brainwashing them using a crayonic paper deathray into cheesy steaks with mustard, corn, hippopotamus eggs, and pickles topped with unappealingly small polka-dotted pimples that contains timey microwaves which explode prior to historic quantization occurred during a calamity Golden Apple's birth when colonization increased the population of Meepits that could stare through people's bananas and eat brains and drink their saliva, also zap Gnorbus into asparagus and transform into exuberant Pingas such massive concerns about iniquitous behavior that consists flying around The Empire State Building with Draiks wearing overalls decorated with cucumbers and fruitfaces with long chins and ears that erects purple horns without needing Meepits' eyes to see souls and rainbows that glow shades of magenta and fluorescent lights which help crazy unwanted Zafie to draw Pokemon QWOPing a dalmatian with stripes on squeamish Magikarp that fight sailors and feet with chocolate bananas dipped in cream pie-charts that can feed Ryback some jobbers with shampoo and deodorant that is awesome faced and magical with no preservatives or dairy byproducts that's contagious and bodacious that can't be smelly and fragile or rusty tangerines infected, curses and flies should evacuate that Rayquaza Rapunzel

Oooh, you watch anime too?

Uh-uh.

Mysterion???

Noooo.....We can't keep losing all the time! :(

I'm so sorry!

But that Darigan PB is sure to get sold easily, so maybe you'll get enough money for the MP. Don't fret!

DC AGAIN. Bah. This is getting really bad.

I'm with all of them. It could easily be an RE and you just didn't notice.

You don't say...

Scary sister rides a speedy Chopper while reading something online which is like that random horrible scary cheesecake monster that has one-hundred different flavors of petpets for my ghost chias to fart around happily with squeals like the fat pig named Oinky Poinky which have no more colorful legs that dance like ladybugs eating purple toenails belonging to monsters and aliens ziggy piggy friends with purple ponies poking anything in blue overalls with sapphire cheese that plans to eat intelligent petpets but zoos never allow unicorns eat monkeys and they aren't poofy psychotic things destroying air faerie and fire faeries staffs nu-uh but queen Fyora had a big cookie that was used recklessly for demolishing archaic artifacts arrogantly because the evil mahogany patio fancies destroying eatable plants which strangle tiny horrible grilled calamari skin that swim undetected most times throughout the Maraquan whirlpool devouring old fat fish with stinky expired license so that Fyora could dance happily with mental Kau goths Jack Sparrow hired me unhappily to swab his filthy Captain's quarters while wearing a hideous frock of dung and pearls served with stuff from the horrible monster known as the Blob-of-sushi served with escargots platters and smelly tofu from Shenkuu which really smells extremely muffin-like under water but above with rotten diaper smell they shall explode in 3-2-1 and lift-off in T- minus ten, which has been canceled due to smell air waste in the sea-like ocean where sea octopuses play tag while enjoying Popsicles that purpley-orange and taste like VOMIT from a Moehog That ate cookies while dancing and playing with Tipem the pink meepit, which isn't dancing the Marcarena with fifty lobsters babies so that caused destruction in a giant toilet filled with pudding and chewy toothpaste that tasted like dead skunk unfortunately so delicious maniacs always puke mesos junk on me for taking away popcorn from Ian because he ignored the crazy chimpanzee that always meows at the bored moon for 10 days on the back of a humped camel that goes somewhere and eats blue mustard with rocksalt banana pies filled with coconut cream doughnuts colored rainbow raindrops to Neopia Space catnip that taste of chicken quiches and twelve huge honey coated walnuts spawned three-thousand flaming arrows that always pierced raw KFC Snackers and tacos resulting in tons of delicious metroids snacks with cheesy puns like Metroid pudding mix dipped in a pleasant piles of dung piles upon petpets palace on metroid who broke the pudding mold of slime while eating disgusting bits of mutant yooyu ball ice-cream with bits of Chocolate flakey bits introduce some yogo filled chocolate ropes which talk like giant crazy mothballs all hopped up on sugary sugar goodness and chocolate cake that is jumping up and down with excitement because it is going so well that elephants began trumpeting very annoyingly at the lazy meepits who annihilated the huge, fat eyeball stalkers are the farting, unusual blue koi that feed on bits of dark cookies which explode on the pink candy colored feepits nose that smells disgustingly seasoned with black pepper and toxic waste along Pikachu and COWculators to the highest coo-coo-cachoo that poops on Barney and smells disgustingly good as Kalamari served with egg fried noodles made from the nursery of rhyming turkeys sitting beside a lump of turd that went berserk because pointy eyed moody sloths which enjoy smashing mahogany are dancing under crazy moonlit pandas that enjoy sniffing potassium fluoride because it smells of n00bs stuffed with turkey gobblers and pink fluffy sheep that are ambushing super sensitive ultra purple meepits that dance madly while completing a race based in underwater Atlantis outposts that are really getting annoying because some excited random idiots are preparing to dive deep into the Marianas looking messy and oddly destructive, theoretically impossible because in worlds slaps, a freak-house destroys, and dances are strangely long hair, ultimately found dead in the clouds of Neverland because Peter ate doughnuts with vanilla pizza, sprinkles, pepper milkshakes, and coffee mixed with anonymous people jumping down and cheating their way past buckets containing glowing paint brushes from the DOOM repositories and added with some glue to their model which exploded and annihilated the remains of Earth after Joe used nukes to annihilate Antarctica but spared kittens because kittens are cute when sleeping however noisy people are the most annoying because they eat without digesting their foreheads after an encounter with sausage where gravity implodes and destroys everything except those kittens because kittens murder mice eating pie ampersand airlines fire breathing coo-coo-kuchoo without feet ampersand omega pinkeye, therefore annihilating bunnies of the fire swampy division Kaulitz chair equipped with lollipops and chopsticks savannas, therefore causing every explosive explosions to destroy every bank in Jamaica because Meepits smell like over-cooked cashew nuts in tuxedos with roasted toasted and deep-fried sequins eating while watching Saturday Night Live ha ha ha; therefore chickens race deer for fear of ovens and muffins BUT removes pies from roadkill resulting in a seizure happening near one watermelon and ball that implodes every dictator that decides to explode those carrots that burn their microwaves and microwaves blow a tree fire so microwaves rule microwavia with Meepits using mind microwaves and microwaves of spaghetti sauce attack microwaves against boats, thus it can't deploy fail boat systems failure regulators microwaves like microwaves with microwaves for microwaves but people obsessed with vicious oven microwaves meese cheese from microwavia due partly to microwaves that microwave ovens microwaving microwaves failed because of neggs blowing faerie bubbles for pink Meepits and fire Unis rampage so that their hearts stupendously break free as their wings microwave microwaves for turkey and potatoes with random stuffings of cheese which explode into a shower of neverending happy microwaves Pokemon microwaving for ovens towards Moehogs who invaded Zim and microwaving fluffy Usuls that microwave neggs to kill microwaves under huge microwaves WITHOUT microwaving microwaves of DOOM microwaving a cheesecake chef who microwaves microwaves for more microwavable supercalifragilisticexpealidoscious microwaves microwaving microwavable fish neggs eating microwaves that do microwaving business microwaves for microwaving cheese omellettes which microwave analytical microwavians thus microwaving multiple sparrows microwaving purple microwaves inside you right now which eats microwaved microwavians resulting with massive microwavia sandwiches made explosive cheesecake which flew planes into squirrel microwaves creating apple pie that tastes so overwhelmingly horrible that I feel a need to ditch right into the krill that detonated microwaves of horrible milk which left fourteen blobs of jelly that smell sisters which tastes food like squirrel liver mixed with yellow kitten fur rocky mountains extruding sunflowers in Kansas with a Meepit foot which tasted like cheese curls of meepits painted snot monsters in the Kadoatery toilet inside the cow store where milk can grow people and their cats eat squids and jellies for an overpriced Bagel with jam that doesn't act normally like smart clusters which slap slaps down that miracles cured when Adam engulfed Neopia cheats flying loop-de-loop skyward funny airplanes with strange resolutions again before turning fiercely into some incredibly hallucinogenic mushrooms that make stuff eat like cheap socks that look crazy motorcycle tricks that never worked really awesome because it spun CRAZY to make marks in the tree house (purple) for mathematical sums which hold potatoes fried pink with a lot of cheese desperately needing assistance hitting insane carrier pigeons that fly although they hear extremely soft voices of insanely grown apples that hang from the roots of deep fried soft drink cans painted blue by the mad Meepit infestations from the town of New Tyrannia in the first millennium of the World Association about something to have banned Ryan then Tyler along with Mister who proceeded to annihilate the forces of the evil cookies taste buds that do nothing but love food and drink because of the dark side apple which eats infected zombies when provoked by exploding Russian MIGs that engage upon enemy attacks triggering a panic which can detonate many backup recipe's ingredients that are primed for imminent destruction of someplace near Wyoming because cows are fat and ugly creatures which eat people and Dinosaurs along bridges fielding snails accusations along the lines purple and gold because school is dead boring because teachers eat children causing gas detonations over global networks with huge buffers triggering magnificent fireworks that glisten beautifully in the dim light that needs speedos to die before they contaminate eating sawdust that's losing its flavour when meepits go boom with Katy Perry while a jackhammer blasts and disintegrates Justin Bieber with acid banelings that roll saucily down the ramp that was precariously guarded with a surreptitiously placed quantum pylon mechanics constructing templar archives using dung meepits thus expediting a frostbitten zergling to eat neverending sentences while circling overhead with screeching cries of rage echoing with resounding edges that swing wildly with time and velocity dimensions while masticating trees that're ALIVE and set to microwave peeps for Otterwick Safufufalapanysonwhenhiebermanjenkins when randomly an angry Tyranitar removes the forums filters then calls the Altador Police Department for a yooyu exterminator since making its triumphant return in Y8 after a 1,000-year hiatus, the Altador Cup has become a cornerstone of Neopian sporting culture, the tournament is held each year at the famed Colosseum in Altador, where teams take the field to play Altador's traditional game, Yooyuball which flies into various Venus Flytraps causing

Scary men use axes to cut trees for their own bloody requirements and to gather required Kiko's noses and apples for a great feast so that they can eat my shorts and type of course and hoard random yooyus made by mixing Fyora's potions with Britney's Platypus's spears because that pneumenoultramicroscopicsilicovalcanoconiosis disease is highly *Squirrel!* contagious because it causes mysterious cases of Chickaroo and apparent reactions to Sodium Chloride plus Hydrogen gives H1N1 which was previously old but suddenly it rejuvenated and became so effective that piticent123 decided to eat JubJubs since he eats garlic and furry pants shaped like a wolverine with eyelashes that is hugely horrendous meaning that apocalyptic happenings will occur due to Dr. Who's animals that listened to music which had noisy treble sounding like banshees possessing elephants using Didgeridoo-48066 that is awesome because it scares Neoman in a place except that it zaps Neomysterion into an onion because he was known for demanding justice, generosity and loving too many ice-creams that contains chocolate onions which exploded into his acidic face disturbing many vital organs that reacts to hydrogenous bases non-acidicly which thus made Olive Thade transmogrify the Pteri into fried frog fishes thus making it a hugely ugly thing which eats many humongous microwaves like that stainless coffee that burns into pile of soots, dust and waxes that winds the sail round and down the Evil Bunny to open up to Zoanthrope madness that affects us humans due to combusting Pants in Tylon unless Superman rescues Mudkips that comes and bakes many chocolate muffins into ghost pumpkins which eventually exploded by combustion that are oozing Rainbow Fountain Magical Water which then drowned Ben even though he tried to swim away from the joker in the cardboard submarine while aliens invaded Switzerland chefs by brainwashing them using a crayonic paper deathray into cheesy steaks with mustard, corn, hippopotamus eggs, and pickles topped with unappealingly small polka-dotted pimples that contains timey microwaves which explode prior to historic quantization occurred during a calamity Golden Apple's birth when colonization increased the population of Meepits that could stare through people's bananas and eat brains and drink their saliva, also zap Gnorbus into asparagus and transform into exuberant Pingas such massive concerns about iniquitous behavior that consists flying around The Empire State Building with Draiks wearing overalls decorated with cucumbers and fruitfaces with long chins and ears that erects purple horns without needing Meepits' eyes to see souls and rainbows that glow shades of magenta and fluorescent lights which help crazy unwanted Zafie to draw Pokemon QWOPing a dalmatian with stripes on squeamish Magikarp that fight sailors and feet with chocolate bananas dipped in cream pie-charts that can feed Ryback some jobbers with shampoo and deodorant that is awesome faced and magical with no preservatives or dairy byproducts that's contagious and bodacious that can't be smelly and fragile or rusty tangerines infected, curses and flies

*mysteriously appears*

KaItO.

Scary men use axes to cut trees for their own bloody requirements and to gather required Kiko's noses and apples for a great feast so that they can eat my shorts and type of course and hoard random yooyus made by mixing Fyora's potions with Britney's Platypus's spears because that pneumenoultramicroscopicsilicovalcanoconiosis disease is highly *Squirrel!* contagious because it causes mysterious cases of Chickaroo and apparent reactions to Sodium Chloride plus Hydrogen gives H1N1 which was previously old but suddenly it rejuvenated and became so effective that piticent123 decided to eat JubJubs since he eats garlic and furry pants shaped like a wolverine with eyelashes that is hugely horrendous meaning that apocalyptic happenings will occur due to Dr. Who's animals that listened to music which had noisy treble sounding like banshees possessing elephants using Didgeridoo-48066 that is awesome because it scares Neoman in a place except that it zaps Neomysterion into an onion because he was known for demanding justice, generosity and loving too many ice-creams that contains chocolate onions which exploded into his acidic face disturbing many vital organs that reacts to hydrogenous bases non-acidicly which thus made Olive Thade transmogrify the Pteri into fried frog fishes thus making it a hugely ugly thing which eats many humongous microwaves like that stainless coffee that burns into pile of soots, dust and waxes that winds the sail round and down the Evil Bunny to open up to Zoanthrope madness that affects us humans due to combusting Pants in Tylon unless Superman rescues Mudkips that comes and bakes many chocolate muffins into ghost pumpkins which eventually exploded by combustion that are oozing Rainbow Fountain Magical Water which then drowned Ben even though he tried to swim away from the joker in the cardboard submarine while aliens invaded Switzerland chefs by brainwashing them using a crayonic paper deathray into cheesy steaks with mustard, corn, hippopotamus eggs, and pickles topped with unappealingly small polka-dotted pimples that contains timey microwaves which explode prior to historic quantization occurred during a calamity Golden Apple's birth when colonization increased the population of Meepits that could stare through people's bananas and eat brains and drink their saliva, also zap Gnorbus into asparagus and transform into exuberant Pingas such massive concerns about iniquitous behavior that consists flying around The Empire State Building with Draiks wearing overalls decorated with cucumbers and fruitfaces with long chins and ears that erects purple horns without needing Meepits' eyes to see souls and rainbows that glow shades of magenta and fluorescent lights which help crazy unwanted Zafie to draw Pokemon QWOPing a dalmatian with stripes on squeamish Magikarp that fight sailors and feet with chocolate bananas dipped in cream pie-charts that can feed Ryback some jobbers with shampoo and deodorant that is awesome faced and magical with no preservatives or dairy byproducts that's contagious and bodacious that can't be smelly and fragile or rusty tangerines infected, curses