Breezescout Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 I am still trying. King Skarl listens as you tell your joke... Q: What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?A: You don't her a Battle Avabot Anubis Wockies! Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rntracy1 Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...Q: What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?A: You shouldn't double dream doughnut paint brushes!Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.King Skarl Says:*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 601 out of 1000.Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.King Skarl hands you:Garlic Bread Halves Edit: July 3rd King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...Q: What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?A: You shouldn't by a box of gooey Ballet lollypop diaries!Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.King Skarl Says:*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 691 out of 1000.Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.King Skarl hands you:Yeasty Bread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Woohoo, first time I've ever got a laugh out of him! King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...Q: What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?A: You fire wormy pizza sandwiches!Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.King Skarl Says: *heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 603 out of 1000. Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.King Skarl hands you:Yeasty Bread He also gives you 66 Neopoints! March 21st King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...Q: What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?A: By carrying a triangular underwater wardrobe ! Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.King Skarl Says: *heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 681 out of 1000. Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.King Skarl hands you:Yeasty Bread He also gives you 70 Neopoints! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoobert_Doo Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Grumpy Old King King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...Q: Who is you let a team of apple Babaa which deciding to challenge the Chomby & the Fungus Balls?A: With making by a circlet of Tyrannian Anubis Brucicle Tuskaninnies! You've done it! King Skarl is in hysterics!King Skarl Says: *hehehehehe* That was a really great joke! I give it a 760 out of 1000. You're brilliant! You must take this gift from me.King Skarl hands you: Golden Stalk Chunky Meaty Stew He also gives you 359 Neopoints! Angeló and jellysundae 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeló Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 King Skarl Says:*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 607 out of 1000.Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.King Skarl hands you:Courgette Bread ----------------- King Skarl Says:*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 648 out of 1000.Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.King Skarl hands you:Hot CakesHe also gives you 172 Neopoints! Jan 19 - new prize pool King Skarl Says:*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 659 out of 1000.Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.King Skarl hands you:Baked Rye Loaf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acmerasta Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Grumpy Old King King Skarl listens as you tell your joke... Q: When won't you call upon a team of acrobatic Puppyblew with not being able to stand from Tiki Tack Man?A: By hidden the big book of pirate mecha keyring lives! You've done it! King Skarl is in hysterics!King Skarl Says: *hehehehehe* That was a really great joke! I give it a 777 out of 1000. You're brilliant! You must take this gift from me.King Skarl hands you: King Skarls Robe Meat and Beans He also gives you 441 Neopoints! Angeló and jellysundae 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 I just selected the last response in each drop-down. King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...Q: What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?A: You wearing them a wing of yellow zen wrap toothbrushes! Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.King Skarl Says: *heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 649 out of 1000. Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.King Skarl hands you:Pease Porridge Angeló 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeló Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 Grumpy Old King King Skarl listens as you tell your joke...Q: What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?A: When They're Dr. Sloth ! Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.King Skarl Says: *heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 666 out of 1000. Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.King Skarl hands you:Pea Stuffed Pepper He also gives you 104 Neopoints! jellysundae 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 I've started entertaining myself by going out of my way to insult Skarl. Childish, but satisfying. King Skarl listens as you tell your joke... Q: you look a bad case of Bloaty Belly? A: You eating an island ! Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King. King Skarl Says: Well, thanks for trying... I'll give you 56 Neopoints for the effort. Especially when he pays me for the privilege x'D Angeló and midnight_spell360 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeló Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 it is not an insult per se ... King Skarl listens as you tell your joke... Q: Who baby ? A: You baby ! Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King. King Skarl Says: Well, thanks for trying... I'll give you 47 Neopoints for the effort. midnight_spell360 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jellysundae Posted June 21, 2021 Share Posted June 21, 2021 @Angelótried that one too! Saw the same post on Reddit x'D I suspect that much like his brother he'll "forget" what's been said to him after a certain amount of time and you can use the same line again. EDIT Oh yeah, I'm enjoying this! King Skarl listens as you tell your joke... Q: Why you keep getting caught with Dr Sloth? A: You carrying him a baby ! Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him. King Skarl Says: *heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 614 out of 1000. Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it. King Skarl hands you: Twisted Bread He also gives you 126 Neopoints! midnight_spell360 and Angeló 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight_spell360 Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 Hey-where's my F- you sensitive Royal pain in every Neopets' butt? vs jellysundae 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight_spell360 Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 Just a chuckle from this Chuckle Head? I guess "seasons" influence this guy's mood. Angeló 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight_spell360 Posted October 8, 2021 Share Posted October 8, 2021 Grumpy Old King King Skarl listens as you tell your joke... Q: How can you tell a Spooky Eyrie from King Skarl? A: By carrying a spell of triple cheesy bones! Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King. King Skarl Says: Well, thanks for trying... I'll give you 47 Neopoints for the effort. You should try again tomorrow. Yeah, maybe I will since the King seems to be distracted today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight_spell360 Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Well Halloween theme has faded away, and what new insults can I throw Skarl's way? Babies! Who doesn't LOVE babies? hmm, maybe he's only interested in EATING them!? jellysundae and Angeló 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight_spell360 Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 I guess seasons matter or influence King Skarl? Don't think I didn't get his message back to me : "Oh yeah, well eat dirt!" 11/20/2021 I guess Christmas themed jokes can run now? Tis the season to be jolly... and Skarl can be the "butt" of my folly-fa-la-la-la-LA! jellysundae, Tedhaun, Angeló and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sciurus carolinensis Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 Q: What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives? A: A can't cup of aubergine Back to School Buzz bushes! Apparently the number of the beast (or whatever it's known as) is worth a Bunch of Tomatoes. Interesting. Angeló, Tedhaun, midnight_spell360 and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight_spell360 Posted December 11, 2021 Share Posted December 11, 2021 Nice to see that "Santa Skarl" is rubbing off on Grumpy Skarl! Angeló 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angeló Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 666 and twisted bread ?! :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sciurus carolinensis Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 I already have the avatar, but this is a nice gift. Q: What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives? A: A can't cup of aubergine Back to School Buzz bushes! You've done it! King Skarl is in hysterics! King Skarl Says: *hehehehehe* That was a really great joke! I give it a 781 out of 1000. You're brilliant! You must take this gift from me. King Skarl hands you: King Skarls Robe He also gives you 240 Neopoints! Angeló 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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